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My cats found it on my outdoor patio, so freaky to see one in the flesh! Exoskeleton perhaps. Has anyone else seen one in their backyard? The scorpion freaked me out so much that I was throwing all 4 cats back inside the house! Killed it by crushing it with a leg of a chair. Still perplexed at...

I'll say kids.. they're such a delight when growing up.. And then they grow up and some become monsters... But we still love 'am..

What makes you happy? Me? I love watching my dog run figure of 8's around a park, he's an absolute joy. Taking a day off to reflect on all that is beautiful around me in this wonderful city we live in. Being lucky I have great clients. The list could go on and on. The simple things in life are...

69 was that? LOL sowwy that was a given...

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Just to copy Taylor Swift.... You need to calm down, After all... it is just a fucking chair. Link is broken,so has been taken down

I read an Article that the average Australian spends around $2000 per year on Food Delivery! That seems like a lot but not really when you break down 20 x $100 meals! Once every 2 weeks! What did we do before UberEats? Is this good for restaurants and small business? OR as a society has this...

Well I thought I had better start dropping by again by Poor ol beep is still whining HP still grumpy and hungover How are the rest of the old regulars going? Or should that be How are the other reprobates going Yes MAK and Tania I put you both in that category also

Hallo Langtrees reception Rochelle speaking How do you think other members would look?

Okay folks Who's led a more debauchery fuelled life than the late Mr Heffner And how old were you when when you first heatd of him or if older When you forst read a Playboy "Article "

There's so many things that sound dirty but are not Do you have a favourite? Like Bring your boy around after school for lessons Trust me I'm a trained Pianist Cum round for drinks and eat some Cumquats You have some faves

How many of us meet perfectly nice people but have a instant aversion to them Or just the opposite meet someone for the very 1st time and instantly click On Saturday there was a fund raiser for the RFDS and I was introduced to a bloke and perfectly nice normal and affable bloke he was but deep...

Went to the Dawn service in Northampton today It was as big as ever How did you celebrate ANZAC day Which seems far more li,e Australia Day to me than Jan 26

I see some familiar avatars/members here but many many new So lets see if the new breed is as clever as the old timers were I know Phoebe is good at this game , but who else? Lets make a phrase or saying using mostly pictures and a minimum of words For example A is worth in the Go on...

Sadly I have to go on holiday tomorrow ( I'm really really sad to be leaving you No Honest injun I really am ) But wheres the best place you've been And maybe more important The worst ever place?

Is there a specific set of guidelines the police use when issuing yellow stickers Or up to the mood of the cop on the day Only ask as I was in Northampton today and a BMW of fairly recent vintage and seemingly in good nick pulled up out side the CRT dealer To the eye it was pristine Just...

Talking to a teacher from Northampton yesterday He was talking of how different bullying is today as compared to the 70's when I was at school It was in my day sheer physical intimidation with some of that old fashioned Bully psychological warfare The come to you with a clenched fist and as...

A couple of years ago watching a show on TV with my " friend" who is nearly a B cup A show we were watching had this girl strip down and she had the most gorgeous breasts absolutely stunning Without meaning to upset I happened to say " I absolutely love a beautiful set of large breasts" Her...

So the end is nigh Has anyone have plans post Talkinsex Like getting a life maybe I went outside during the last crash Theres people and sunshine and all sorts of cool things What's your plans

It's wrong But who doesn't laugh when a person we know gets hurt In anon serious way I recall Christmas day many moons ago Big brother already merry pre lunch He was sitting on the grass in shorts no underwear as per usual (Shudder) My son's and I were about to go indoors when we saw a black...

This may split us by age and or sex But , what is the more important to you a great car or house? I mean at 18 you can own your own house in a nice suburb But if you're asking out the girl who you reckon you want to live with you in said house What is she going to say if you ask her on a date...

We all talk of the brilliant holidays we've had So time to fill in the blanks So for a change of pace , Where have you been that was so disappointing or scary or just plain dull you tried to erase. it from your memory ?

Just received a email from a friend Or so I thought Upon opening it was a get rich scheme. When did And where do they get the names of people you know ? Maybe they should get a job I government or business as they are very innovative

We all love our holidays And being ripped off in some way shape or form is par for the course Some parts of the world more than others The basics like Taxi drivers not having change when they see you offer a large note Being short changed very cleverly by money changers Or biggest rip off of...

I have the terrible misfortune to be leaving you all for a while Honest ! Its breaking my heart it really is But like the good kind and caring gent good that I am I want to ensure you are all safe So Bepp play nice with young Phoebe and your den mother Tania Miss M Please make a few...

We pick our user names But is there a subconscious reason we pick that particular name ? XLNC Xenophobic Loser Needing Cuddles Bepp Butt extrordinaire perfection personified Homer Helps overweight masseusses earn revenue Whats yours ?

I was talking to a friend and what was considered a treat when a kid For me it was Roast chicken As it only graced the table 3-4times a year Birthdays and the like Dad would go out with the hatchet and a few days later roast nadine or what ever the girls name was graced the table Now the...