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Thing's that sound dirty but aren't

Happy2

Happy2

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There's so many things that sound dirty but are not
Do you have a favourite?

Like

Bring your boy around after school for lessons
Trust me I'm a trained Pianist

Cum round for drinks and eat some Cumquats



You have some faves
 
Happy2

Happy2

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You're a Bum fiddler

To bumfiddle means to pollute or spoil something, in particular by scribbling or drawing on a document to make it invalid. A bumfiddler is someone who does precisely that.
 
billybones

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Happy2.... next time we met can you show me your doodle??
Doodles are simple drawings that can have concrete representational meaning or may just be composed of random and abstract lines, generally without ever lifting the drawing device off of the paper, in which case it is usually called a "scribble".
 
Happy2

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billybones said:
Happy2.... next time we met can you show me your doodle??
Doodles are simple drawings that can have concrete representational meaning or may just be composed of random and abstract lines, generally without ever lifting the drawing device off of the paper, in which case it is usually called a "scribble".
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I look forward to catching up with you again and showing you my doodle Mr B
 
homer

homer

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Who erected that pole?

Are you driving your missus?

Aye, stop kneading my dough.

This was news:
How pole vault champion Steve Hooker lost his pole-jo
 
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"please come again"....ok so the written is slightly different from the spoken.
 
Happy2

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1Chat said:
"please come again"....ok so the written is slightly different from the spoken.
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Back when I was putting in an appearance with my footy team up here in the GNFL
Mullewas best player was Charlie Comeagain

I used to think the reason he went through a match without being tackled was cos he was fast
After your post Wechat1 I now wonder if we were just scared to jump on him as he might
cum again
 
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[I used to think the reason he went through a match without being tackled was cos he was fast
After your post Wechat1 I now wonder if we were just scared to jump on him as he might
cum again[/QUOTE]
Happy2 said:
Back when I was putting in an appearance with my footy team up here in the GNFL
Mullewas best player was Charlie Comeagain
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...which springs to mind an addition to the wrongful expressions...."he is being scratched"...oh really just....by who...lol
 
Happy2

Happy2

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Many of the Aboriginal/Yamitji players up here have some good names
My friend is a bit miffed at that As he said
"Look at the name of the locals Comeagain, Papertalk , Dingo Whats my surname ?
Mallard , a pretty bloody duck"
 
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how about..."I only need a handful".....what...really!....so your saying you want a handful of gob....
 
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"give it to me"....oh really...so your saying you want me to penetrate you!
 
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bit of a tangent but makes me think of inspector grim from the blue thin line where he goes of on a rant...
"thin end of the bush".....oh really not pulled the "short straw", or "long match" but instead chooses to use "thin end of the bush"...
 
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