Coronavirus predictions...

[Flatboroque]

 

[sabredog]

 

[stovo82]

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[stovo82]

"27 toilet rolls sold every second!"
"Who gives a crap!"
"Wall to wall toilet paper"

 

[Farm Boy 2]

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China's Pacific Island foreign aid for influence policy at work.

 

[Flatboroque]

 

[stovo82]

The rise of the toilet roll gangsters!
Everyone is out for themselves, no one gives a fuck!
Nothing surprises me anymore.

 

[Langtrees VIP Darwin]

 

[Phoebe]

The perfect song!

 

[stovo82]

Stockpile your toilet rolls, rice, pasta, tinned food and bottled water.
Italy has locked down 16 million people in the north near Milan, this could happen globally and no one knows how long the lock down could last.

 

[Phoebe]

Stockpile your toilet rolls, rice, pasta, tinned food and bottled water.
Italy has locked down 16 million people in the north near Milan, this could happen globally and no one knows how long the lock down could last.

Imagine if the WA Sewage system failed... with all this toilet paper...

 

[Farm Boy 2]

Coronavirus-infected GP hits back after criticism from Victorian Health Minister



Coronavirus-infected GP Chris Higgins hits back after criticism from Victorian Health Minister

 

[sircurious]

Obviously all of us in Perth have refined tastes - All the Barilla Pasta in Coles today was sold out, but still had stocks of their own pasta.

 

[Night Owl Ciao]

I have 3 x tins of Spam & a nearly full tin of SPC baked beans I would be willing to swap for 1/2 a roll of dunny paper if anyones interested?

 

[Phoebe]

I have 3 x tins of Spam & a nearly full tin of SPC baked beans I would be willing to swap for 1/2 a roll of dunny paper if anyones interested?

NO DEAL~

 

[Night Owl Ciao]

NO DEAL~

How about if I threw in 1/3 of a tin of John West smoked mussels in bbq sauce, 4 Sao biscuits & 3 cheese slices to sweeten the deal??

 

[Phoebe]

How about if I threw in 1/3 of a tin of John West smoked mussels in bbq sauce, 4 Sao biscuits & 3 cheese slices to sweeten the deal??

YUK......

 

[Night Owl Ciao]

I don't want to cause unnecessary alarm but it is now predicted by the World Health Organisation that 60% of the world's population will be infected by Coronavirus & it will kill 45 - 60million people & that is only the first wave of the virus.

 

[Phoebe]

I don't want to cause unnecessary alarm but it is now predicted by the World Health Organisation that 60% of the world's population will be infected by Coronavirus & it will kill 45million people.

Hmmmmm See ya all in hell!

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[Phoebe]

Ever since it was brought to my attention that you can say “Covid-19” to the tune of “Come on, Eileen,” I’ve been unable to read it any other way

 

[Phoebe]

The guy who invented hand sanitiser must be rubbing his hands together right now

 

[Flatboroque]

Also works a treat on Redgums "I was only 19"..

 

[Phoebe]

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[Phoebe]

 

[Phoebe]

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[Flatboroque]

@ Night Owl.. You're welcome ya potato lover lol

 

[Phoebe]

Why so Angry? LOL

 

[Madmax1700]

Think the issues is even the experts don’t know much about the virus to make any predictions.

 

[Flatboroque]

I don't think anyone could have predicted the correlation between the virus and the toilet paper fetish that ensued.

 

[Night Owl Ciao]

Why so Angry? LOL

This is now some very serious shit & the time has come to take this very fucking seriously. The entire world is in unchartered waters. Watch the 60 minutes CV episode. I am now very concerned not just for friends family & loved ones but for the future of mankind. The time for wisecracks & silly jokes is well & truly over now.