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Madam Jacqui

Madam @ Langtrees
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11
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All the Best for 2016
 
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brucewillis

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00 He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. "Can I help you?" she asks. "I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs. "I am." The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."
 

Happy2

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Points
15
>>Insert sorry emoticon here<<
You just surprised me Homer
You have only met our great forum mate HP once and already his speed of wit and clever repartee has rubbed off on you
I just found that a little sad :(
 

homer

Doh!
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0
You just surprised me Homer
You have only met our great forum mate HP once and already his speed of wit and clever repartee has rubbed off on you
I just found that a little sad :(

>>Insert Sorry emoticon twice here<<
Yeah well those Pirate Light in a pint was not that light. It had some lasting effect on non-pirates. Arrgggghhh...
 
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