Joke of the day

[vader]

How many dislexicts does it take to light in a screw bulb?

 

[juddy]

Death Row - That's his last meal request!

 

[vader]

I asked my wife where she would like to go for our holiday.
She said take me somewhere I've never been before.
I said try the kitchen!

 

[Bambi]

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[Bambi]

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[juddy]

PMS and light bulbs.

 

[Lord Spikey]

How many dislexicts does it take to light in a screw bulb?

How many dyslexics does it take to light in a screw bulb?
Answer - Eno

 

[Amanda Secrets]

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[MrBig]

I ma ahnivg elubort ingread eseth stosp.

 

[Amanda Secrets]

I ma ahnivg elubort ingread eseth stosp.

.................ho read ouy opor yob

 

[Buk]

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Classic ..................

 

[Happy2]

Classic ..................

About time you appreciated humour you old sourpuss

 

[Buk]

Pu

About time you appreciated humour you old sourpuss

Ouch I'm wounded. This barb has pierced my thin skin

 

[Madam Tracey]

THIS IS FOR THE RECEPTION DESK AT LANGTREES
NO SHOES
NO SHIRT
NO FULL SERVICE​

 

[XLNC]

Why the fancy dress code? They come off anyway!

 

[Happy2]

THIS IS FOR THE RECEPTION DESK AT LANGTREES
NO SHOES
NO SHIRT
NO FULL SERVICE​

So this is okay at reception

But this isnt??

You ladies surprise me

 

[Buk]

So this is okay at reception

But this isnt??

You ladies surprise me

You caught me doing my exercises once again Happy2.....you really should ask permission

 

[Happy2]

You'd look better if you didn't wear socks n sandals and Hawaiian shirts Buk

 

[Buk]

You'd look better if you didn't wear socks n sandals and Hawaiian shirts Buk

You mean that's not in fashion?? Damn back to the drawing board

 

[Happy2]

You mean that's not in fashion?? Damn back to the drawing board

Hey worry not buk Ever see me try and dress up You'll laugh till you ...
Been told I have the fashion sense of stud from 1975

 

[XLNC]

Hey worry not buk Ever see me try and dress up You'll laugh till you ...
Been told I have the fashion sense of stud from 1975

I wouldn't say that. More like 1985 I thought.

 

[Alisha Nina]

ahahah man thats funny as

 

[Yoshi Langtrees]

i love this too

 

[Yoshi Langtrees]

i like this one too

 

[Diane Admin]

Sudden Wind Storm

A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden windstorm.

She was bracing herself by holding a light post with one hand, and she was holding her hat snugging against her head with her other hand.

Unfortunately, a strong gust blew her dress upward, and it continued to flap in the wind, exposing her privates for everyone to see.

The policeman asked, "Hey Lady, every body is taking a look at what you`ve got. Don`t you think that pulling your dress down is more important than worrying about your hat?"

"Look, sonny,.... what these people are looking at is 60 years old. ...But the hat is BRAND NEW!"

 

[Happy2]

His XLNC thinks He can bed all the lovely ladies here by appealing to their patriotism in the war on terror
Not really joke of the day More like Joke of the millennium

Sorry XNLC I do hope it works for you I do I really do

 

[XLNC]

His XLNC thinks He can bed all the lovely ladies here by appealing to their patriotism in the war on terror
Not really joke of the day More like Joke of the millennium

Sorry XNLC I do hope it works for you I do I really do

Please don't exaggerate for comedic effect. You know perfectly well I was not inviting all the lovely ladies. Just the hot, sexy ones of child-bearing age.

And it's not for me, it's for civilisation!

 

[Happy2]

I stand corrected Your XNLC

 

[figjam]

Now we all know why Bruce Jenner transformed himself to Kaitlin Jenner!

 

[Buk]

Please don't exaggerate for comedic effect. You know perfectly well I was not inviting all the lovely ladies. Just the hot, sexy ones of child-bearing age.

And it's not for me, it's for civilisation!

Are you a politician in real life XLNC? Is it really "for civilisation" or am I gullible?