Things you can say about your car but Not your Girlfriend

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  1. lookinglong

    lookinglong Gold Member

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    I could have a guess
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  2. Phoebe

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    You can do this to your car when you had enough with it, and you don't go to prison..... ;)
     
  3. john doe112

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    You have a nice rear end
     
  4. lookinglong

    lookinglong Gold Member

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    Oh Yeah , She can blow my Rod
     
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  5. Happy2

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    Not as convenient or cheap as the bike I used to have
     
  6. lookinglong

    lookinglong Gold Member

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    Always enjoy a ride on a Country road
     
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  7. homer

    homer Doh! Legend Member

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    Wax on, wax off...

    Look, run flat tyre...
     
  8. greatvalue2

    greatvalue2 Silver Member

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    time for a trade in
     
  9. Happy2

    Happy2 Legend Member

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    The dog loves her One whistle and he leaps on board ready for a ride
     
  10. lookinglong

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    Bet it does the job
     
  11. Phoebe

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    Wasn't your tractor jealous of that bike though????
     
  12. Happy2

    Happy2 Legend Member

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    I did nothing to attractor She just happened to like me as I was
     
  13. Phoebe

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    That back paddock of yours has many secrets, it reaps what is ho's ....
     
  14. Happy2

    Happy2 Legend Member

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    Not your best work Phoebe You run out of the quality coffee and on the instant coffee tonight?
     
  15. Phoebe

    Phoebe Legend Member

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    Nope I am on medication since a Dentist appointment yesterday.. :) so sorry for trying to be funny......
     
  16. Happy2

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    You're talking very well for a bloke full o novocaine
     
  17. Phoebe

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    I can type ..... :) mouth feels awful... no puns intended.. LOL
     
  18. lookinglong

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    Don't you hate that
     
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  19. lookinglong

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    Nice Rear End
     
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  20. lookinglong

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    Now thats what you call Service
     
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  21. lookinglong

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    Hard Choice
     
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  22. lookinglong

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    She can check my dipstick
     
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  23. Happy2

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    You enjoy this thread. Don't you lookinglong :D
     
  24. Phoebe

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    And like the car she is working on she likes big blocks....... I think somehow your dipstick is somewhat smelling like a public swimming pool right....
     
  25. XLNC

    XLNC Whatever happened to FREE love? Legend Member

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    He positively owns it now. Keep it up, l/l.
     
  26. Phoebe

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    +! agreed...
     
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  27. Phoebe

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    No Problems.... but lets not Hijack it hey XLNC....... ;)
     
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  28. lookinglong

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    Its not called the Back seat for nothing
     
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  29. lookinglong

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    Nice Wheels
     
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  30. Happy2

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    Shes very safe
    Always carries a spare rubber(tyre)
    in her boot
     
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