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Things you can say about your car but Not your Girlfriend

Discussion in 'Chit Chat,Gossip & Humor Forum' started by Happy2, Mar 31, 2015.

  1. Amanda Secrets

    Amanda Secrets Legend Member

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    Shes an old crunch box, always grinds when you go down
     
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  2. Tania

    Tania Staff Member Moderator

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    Nice fats....

    Time for a wax and polish...
     
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  3. Amanda Secrets

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    We'll get some purple pitched tail lights and thirty inch fins, oh yeah
    A palomina dashboard and duel-muffler twins, oh yeah
    With new boosters, plates and shocks
    I can get off my rocks
    You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real pussy wagon
    Greased Lightnin'
     
  4. Happy2

    Happy2 Legend Member

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    She loves dirt roading
     
  5. Amanda Secrets

    Amanda Secrets Legend Member

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    got a blown head
     
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  6. MrBig

    MrBig Legend Member

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    I can park it in that slot with plenty of room to spare..
     
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  7. Tania

    Tania Staff Member Moderator

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    She's a bit beaten up and dented but still drives well....

    I run her on cheap fuel.....
     
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  8. happypirate

    happypirate Old pirate Staff Member Forum Manager

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    Ahoy;- she is the sweetest ride, nothing more comfy than a cadillac.
     
  9. MrBig

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    She's crabbing up the road since getting banged hard up the rear end.
     
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  10. Happy2

    Happy2 Legend Member

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    Ah memories
    I've been riding you since you were 10
     
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  11. MrBig

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    She's a bit of an eye-sore that's why I only take her out at night.
     
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  12. MrBig

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    I looked everywhere but I still can't find that piece of dead fish!

    Uh Oh!
     
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  13. MrBig

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    She's a bit worn out so I might not be able to cum to the party.
     
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  14. homer

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    oh, there she blows...

    She screeches...

    She smells fishy...

    Looks like she needs some lube...
     
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  15. Tania

    Tania Staff Member Moderator

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    She's cheap to run and doesn't suck to much juice
     
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  16. Happy2

    Happy2 Legend Member

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    She's nice but the Town bike is easier to ride
     
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  17. homer

    homer Doh! Legend Member

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    Wait till she hits a pothole and you'll never hear the end of it.
     
  18. DavidB86

    DavidB86 Bronze Member

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    One owner since new lol
     
  19. Crystal Secrets

    Crystal Secrets Silver Member

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    She's 5 years old..
     
  20. homer

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    It's time to give her a wash and shine...
     
  21. vader

    vader Guest

    I can fit 5 mates in the back
     
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  22. vader

    vader Guest

    I get inside her and driver her hard every day
     
  23. JustMe

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    She breaks down so often.......I'd like to push her off a cliff.
     
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  24. letzduit2

    letzduit2 Silver Member

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    Really hard to get going in cold weather - gotta use the full choke
     
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  25. vader

    vader Guest

    The rear end hangs low but is still a good ride
     
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  26. Bravo

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    Yeah but you wont get much if she's got high kms, and she could be too old for ride sharing.
     
  27. vreda

    vreda Bronze Member

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    Inside you i was conceived, born and lost my virginity, i can already tick two of those off for my newborn son, seems we may be getting a new family tradition
     
  28. lookinglong

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    With curves like those you need to use both hands
     
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  29. Happy2

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    Oh I wish you were a bike
     
  30. lookinglong

    lookinglong Legend Member

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    Oh Yeah
     
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