Discussion in 'Chit Chat,Gossip & Humor Forum' started by Happy2, Mar 31, 2015.
Shes an old crunch box, always grinds when you go down
Time for a wax and polish...
We'll get some purple pitched tail lights and thirty inch fins, oh yeah
A palomina dashboard and duel-muffler twins, oh yeah
With new boosters, plates and shocks
I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real pussy wagon
She loves dirt roading
got a blown head
I can park it in that slot with plenty of room to spare..
She's a bit beaten up and dented but still drives well....
I run her on cheap fuel.....
Ahoy;- she is the sweetest ride, nothing more comfy than a cadillac.
She's crabbing up the road since getting banged hard up the rear end.
I've been riding you since you were 10
She's a bit of an eye-sore that's why I only take her out at night.
I looked everywhere but I still can't find that piece of dead fish!
She's a bit worn out so I might not be able to cum to the party.
oh, there she blows...
She smells fishy...
Looks like she needs some lube...
She's cheap to run and doesn't suck to much juice
She's nice but the Town bike is easier to ride
Wait till she hits a pothole and you'll never hear the end of it.
One owner since new lol
She's 5 years old..
It's time to give her a wash and shine...
I can fit 5 mates in the back
I get inside her and driver her hard every day
She breaks down so often.......I'd like to push her off a cliff.
Really hard to get going in cold weather - gotta use the full choke
The rear end hangs low but is still a good ride
Yeah but you wont get much if she's got high kms, and she could be too old for ride sharing.
Inside you i was conceived, born and lost my virginity, i can already tick two of those off for my newborn son, seems we may be getting a new family tradition
With curves like those you need to use both hands
Oh I wish you were a bike
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