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Things you can say about your car but Not your Girlfriend

Discussion in 'Chit Chat,Gossip & Humor Forum' started by Happy2, Mar 31, 2015.

  1. Happy2

    Happy2 Legend Member

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    Mmm looking a bit rough Time for a wax

    Look at the size of that boot

    You must have better one's than a mere country Yokel Eh Sven, XLNC?
     
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  2. Smells stale in here
     
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  3. Mmmmmmm I love that old vintage smell
     
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  4. You think you could ride three of my friends today?
     
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  5. You're full of gas
     
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  6. Time for an upgrade
     
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  7. Happy2

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    Its so hard to fit into these Asian models
     
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  8. So spacious in here
     
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  9. Who left the dirty leftovers in here
     
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  10. Happy2

    Happy2 Legend Member

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    This is my first Second hand model
     
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  11. happypirate

    happypirate Old pirate Staff Member Forum Manager

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    Ahoy;- built for comfort, nothing rides better than a Cadillac.
     
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  12. Can Dad ride in the back?
     
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  13. Squeeze in guys, I know it's a tight fit
     
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  14. happypirate

    happypirate Old pirate Staff Member Forum Manager

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    Ahoy;- My lord, look at those huge exhaust pipes
     
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  15. My exhaust just blew
     
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  16. happypirate

    happypirate Old pirate Staff Member Forum Manager

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    Ahoy Ride it hard and fast, there nothing like a Porsche
     
  17. happypirate

    happypirate Old pirate Staff Member Forum Manager

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    Ahoy "She sucks so much Gas"
     
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  18. Happy2

    Happy2 Legend Member

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    Listen to that racket I think she's going to blow a gasket
     
  19. Happy2

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    At the bowser
    I keep on pumping but I just cant fill er up
     
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  20. alexeisayle

    alexeisayle Tantric Sensual masseur (x PT) Silver Member

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    She's an old banger, I keep 'er just for the kids to beat up.
     
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  21. chibi

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    She's leaking everywhere!
     
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  22. Happy2

    Happy2 Legend Member

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    Mmmm I just love the smell of a new model
     
  23. Farm Boy 2

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    The old girl has to go .
     
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  24. Happy2

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    Put her up on the hoist and lets have a look at her under carriage
     
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  25. Rochelle

    Rochelle Staff Member Moderator

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    You are losing so many hair you should be bold by now........
     
  26. chibi

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    It takes a while for her to warm up
     
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  27. Dave Magic

    Dave Magic sensual escort Silver Member

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    You can say that to a car?

    “i feel so caged when I take this one out, my new bike is a much better ride, so free and wild! “
     
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  28. Yeeessss this is Rochelle s car
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  29. Bahahahahahaah!!! Charming
     
  30. Get a Maxi Pad
     
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