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Things you can say about your car but Not your Girlfriend

Discussion in 'Chit Chat,Gossip & Humor Forum' started by Happy2, Mar 31, 2015.

  1. XLNC

    XLNC Whatever happened to FREE love? Legend Member

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  2. homer

    homer Doh! Legend Member

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    And ABS...and a loud horn...
     
  3. Ranjeeh

    Ranjeeh Gold Member

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    Your flaps are dragging on the ground.
     
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  4. lookinglong

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    Got to keep them in working order
     
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  5. lookinglong

    lookinglong Legend Member

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    lookinglong Legend Member

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    Both look in fine condition
     
  7. lookinglong

    lookinglong Legend Member

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    Nothing like using a stick control
     
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  8. Tania

    Tania Staff Member Moderator

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    Awesome Fatty's!
     
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  9. lookinglong

    lookinglong Legend Member

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  10. Farm Boy 2

    Farm Boy 2 Legend Member

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    I lent her to my farmhand and she came back rooted.
     
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  11. baldie

    baldie Gold Member

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    I'm getting a new little Japanese one; cramped, but it can go
     
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  12. Tania

    Tania Staff Member Moderator

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    She's old and unfixable. Time for the crusher.
     
  13. Happy2

    Happy2 Legend Member

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    She's only 13yrs old
    I'll get another as soon as she's 18
     
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  14. dan60

    dan60 Silver Member

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    not exactly a one-liner, but funny anyway (and probably good advice LOL)
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  15. mwilly

    mwilly Bronze Member

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    Those Chinese models look and sound ok but will let you down just when you feel like you are getting somewhere.
     
  16. lookinglong

    lookinglong Legend Member

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    Here's one for you Farm boys
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  17. Happy2

    Happy2 Legend Member

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    Be nice to be a frankfurt
    Then I'd be between those buns
     
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  18. lookinglong

    lookinglong Legend Member

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    I didn't actually notice what brand of Tractor it is , don't really care either
     
  19. Happy2

    Happy2 Legend Member

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    You should Looking long You should
    As you as well as I Are or have been one
    It's a John (my) Deere
     
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  20. lookinglong

    lookinglong Legend Member

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    Suppose it depends on how you want to drive it
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  21. lookinglong

    lookinglong Legend Member

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    Thats well within the Speed limits
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  22. lookinglong

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    Could easily blow a rod or two
     
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  23. lookinglong

    lookinglong Legend Member

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    Be interesting to find out
     
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  24. baldie

    baldie Gold Member

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    Reminding me of Adrienne Barbeau in Cannonball Run
     
  25. richm

    richm Silver Member

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    It makes financial sense to turn them over every three years, any longer & things become strained
     

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