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Legs, Boobs or Bum? Are you a Legs, Boobs or Bum Guy or Gal?
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Well...we obviously need to run a competition? Cause I was under the impression that I had the best boobs in Perth...? And my bum might even come in the top 3...and my legs, if a wee bit longer and younger might even rate somewhere! Lol! Actually i'm pretty sure I'm having myself on completely...but so might another Langtrees Administrator...just putting that out there? Lmao!
...Time to wake up now Sue...work time! Lol!
But in answer to the question, I know that I get asked about boobs a lot more at work than I do about legs or bums...so I would say that boobs are the obvious winner when it comes to popularity of female body parts!
On the flip side, as a woman...what about men's bits? Ladies...Do you like chests, bums or shoulders? I myself would have to flip a coin between chests and shoulders...but I think that shoulders would come out the winner by a head...which is also important! Lol!
Lisa xxx
...Time to wake up now Sue...work time! Lol!
But in answer to the question, I know that I get asked about boobs a lot more at work than I do about legs or bums...so I would say that boobs are the obvious winner when it comes to popularity of female body parts!
On the flip side, as a woman...what about men's bits? Ladies...Do you like chests, bums or shoulders? I myself would have to flip a coin between chests and shoulders...but I think that shoulders would come out the winner by a head...which is also important! Lol!
Lisa xxx
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Well sounds like we might need to have a competition for best boobs at a Monday industry night then?
Personally im a legs person:love10:
Personally im a legs person:love10:
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Good to see you're able to appreciate all of it Svengali! And I'm pretty sure that most men do when it's good...
What about if it's bad? What's worse? A saggy bum, dimply legs or worn out boobies?
Just wondering which Sue should get fixed first...Lol! Just trying to help out honey!
And yep! Put me down as a 'Yes' vote for the Industry Awards! Great idea Escorts Australia, the truth is out there! Lmao!
Lisa xxx
What about if it's bad? What's worse? A saggy bum, dimply legs or worn out boobies?
Just wondering which Sue should get fixed first...Lol! Just trying to help out honey!
And yep! Put me down as a 'Yes' vote for the Industry Awards! Great idea Escorts Australia, the truth is out there! Lmao!
Lisa xxx
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Lol! It's just us having a bit of fun Demon! I actually love her to bits...despite ALL her faults! Which by the way are far too many to mention here, that's not a post...more of a novel?
Don't worry tho, we're not having a war within Langtrees Admin...all good here!
We have a love/hate relationship...She loves to hate me! Not sure she's alone there either? Lol!
Still, isn't the true meaning of friendship being able to point out where one could improve oneself honestly? ...Sue, we need to talk...seriously love, as your friend! Lmao! xxx
Don't worry tho, we're not having a war within Langtrees Admin...all good here!
We have a love/hate relationship...She loves to hate me! Not sure she's alone there either? Lol!
Still, isn't the true meaning of friendship being able to point out where one could improve oneself honestly? ...Sue, we need to talk...seriously love, as your friend! Lmao! xxx
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Hey, I'm just after some input here... Could I just get some feedback?
I'm gonna put a sneaky little pic of Sue's boobs up here and please let me know if you think I should do the 'talk' ???
Feel free to be brutally honest guys...we're all friends huh???
Lol! Oh and shhh! Don't tell Sue about this?
Lisa xxx
I'm gonna put a sneaky little pic of Sue's boobs up here and please let me know if you think I should do the 'talk' ???
Feel free to be brutally honest guys...we're all friends huh???
Lol! Oh and shhh! Don't tell Sue about this?
Lisa xxx
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In her defence tho...She was much more evenly shaped before she had kids...
It's such a shame that all 15 of her kids just sucked the life out of her...?
Lol!!! Lmao!!!
It's such a shame that all 15 of her kids just sucked the life out of her...?
Lol!!! Lmao!!!
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For everyone's information...
Sue seems to have forgotten how to put a picture up on a post...
Ohhh, now she just looks silly!!!
I'm sure she'll pay more attention next time one of us are trying to teach her something on the computer tho!!! Lol!
Got to love that....umm what's it called?...oh yeah! PAY BACK!!!
Lol! xxx
Sue seems to have forgotten how to put a picture up on a post...
Ohhh, now she just looks silly!!!
I'm sure she'll pay more attention next time one of us are trying to teach her something on the computer tho!!! Lol!
Got to love that....umm what's it called?...oh yeah! PAY BACK!!!
Lol! xxx
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But seriously guys...got to give credit where credit's due, right?
So, Sue has put in the blood sweat and tears of many surgery's and had to put up with all the laser hair removal treatments over so much of her body...and the difference is really quite remarkable!
But, hey... you be the judge? just look at the miracle of modern medicine!
BEFORE
AND...AFTER!!!
I know, still a ways to go...but what a miracle huh!?!?
So, now all of you Forum Friends out there can finally put a face (or two) to the name!
So, Sue has put in the blood sweat and tears of many surgery's and had to put up with all the laser hair removal treatments over so much of her body...and the difference is really quite remarkable!
But, hey... you be the judge? just look at the miracle of modern medicine!
BEFORE
AND...AFTER!!!
I know, still a ways to go...but what a miracle huh!?!?
So, now all of you Forum Friends out there can finally put a face (or two) to the name!
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But, really in hindsight, apart from the fact that I'm never going to teach Sue how to do anything ever again...no matter how much she threatens me...
We're proud of you Sue, you've been up there...
And you've been down...
Sometimes thin is sooooo not in!
You've been stressed...
But at the end of the day, we love you just the way you are...!
Lol!!! XXX
We're proud of you Sue, you've been up there...
And you've been down...
Sometimes thin is sooooo not in!
You've been stressed...
But at the end of the day, we love you just the way you are...!
Lol!!! XXX
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And Ummm Sue...perhaps I could give you a number for a pedicure? Please...!!!!
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And you're family's great honey, but work is work and sometimes we need to leave our home-life at home...for very, very good reason?
Brother Jimmy
Sister...I think? Piercy!
And Mum's just great...her bite is definitely worse than her bark tho...
And can't you just see who Sue gets those looks from? ...Dear Old Dad!!! Chip off the old block, huh?
And the cute little pup...
So, next time you come into Langtrees, if you find something that may at first seem a little scary...don't worry! It's just the reli's!!! Throw them a bone (so to speak...!) and they'll leave you alone! (insider info...it works on Sue too!)
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Brother Jimmy
Sister...I think? Piercy!
And Mum's just great...her bite is definitely worse than her bark tho...
And can't you just see who Sue gets those looks from? ...Dear Old Dad!!! Chip off the old block, huh?
And the cute little pup...
So, next time you come into Langtrees, if you find something that may at first seem a little scary...don't worry! It's just the reli's!!! Throw them a bone (so to speak...!) and they'll leave you alone! (insider info...it works on Sue too!)
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Langtrees VIP Perth 2
Careful what you wish for pussyman...
And how would Ms Sue know it was you...?
You must give her a telltale sign next time you visit...?
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but the pussy doesn't get a mention, so...you should be right to settle some of our curiosity then pussyman?
;-) Lisa xxx
And how would Ms Sue know it was you...?
You must give her a telltale sign next time you visit...?
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but the pussy doesn't get a mention, so...you should be right to settle some of our curiosity then pussyman?
;-) Lisa xxx
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I will have to go with Breast and Arse as I tend to get alot of comment's on those to features more then anything. But if I'm checking a girl out it's more eyes and lips if it's a guy it's ab's and biceps.
HEY LISA AND SUE ,
You sure do know how to make everyone have a good laugh. I adore you both for being the way you are and being able to take the piss out of each other but not offend each other . It's good that you can both have a laugh at each other expense. Here I was thinking that myself and Tam were the only one's that you take the Piss out of each other and not offend each other and being able to laugh at each others expense .
It was quite funny seeing you to taking the piss out of each other early last night it shows that you are genuine friends.
True friendship Is all about being able to laugh at each Expense keep up the good work. YOU BOTH ARE AN ABSOLUTE PLEASURE TO WORK WITH.
Much love Chantelle xoxo
HEY LISA AND SUE ,
You sure do know how to make everyone have a good laugh. I adore you both for being the way you are and being able to take the piss out of each other but not offend each other . It's good that you can both have a laugh at each other expense. Here I was thinking that myself and Tam were the only one's that you take the Piss out of each other and not offend each other and being able to laugh at each others expense .
It was quite funny seeing you to taking the piss out of each other early last night it shows that you are genuine friends.
True friendship Is all about being able to laugh at each Expense keep up the good work. YOU BOTH ARE AN ABSOLUTE PLEASURE TO WORK WITH.
Much love Chantelle xoxo
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Oh! Thanks Chantelle!
It's so lovely to hear that you enjoy working with us! Likewise honey, it's lovely having you aboard! It's important to keep a fun atmosphere in the place, cause let's face it, there's enough serious stuff happening in this industry, everyone of us, either side of the counter needs a good doze of laughter medicine each night...and if it has to be at Sue's expense, well so be it! ;-) Lol!
It's clear that Tamara (which is our latest addition to the Reception/Admin staff at Langtrees, just for those reading on...) and you have a genuine friendship which is fabulous, and god knows, it's hard to find genuine no matter what you're looking for! so, treasure it, don't take advantage and we'll see you at work soon!
Oh, by the way... since you understand that all this is taken in jest, and just for the fun of it...
I have a question for you...
Do you have brown nipples?
OR...
Is it just your nose that's brown?
Lol! Just joshing honey, it's never a bad idea to give the boss a bit of a rimming... Lmao!
Let me know if you need any ideas as to what to get Sue for Xmas? I have some fab ideas...!!!! ;-)
It's so lovely to hear that you enjoy working with us! Likewise honey, it's lovely having you aboard! It's important to keep a fun atmosphere in the place, cause let's face it, there's enough serious stuff happening in this industry, everyone of us, either side of the counter needs a good doze of laughter medicine each night...and if it has to be at Sue's expense, well so be it! ;-) Lol!
It's clear that Tamara (which is our latest addition to the Reception/Admin staff at Langtrees, just for those reading on...) and you have a genuine friendship which is fabulous, and god knows, it's hard to find genuine no matter what you're looking for! so, treasure it, don't take advantage and we'll see you at work soon!
Oh, by the way... since you understand that all this is taken in jest, and just for the fun of it...
I have a question for you...
Do you have brown nipples?
OR...
Is it just your nose that's brown?
Lol! Just joshing honey, it's never a bad idea to give the boss a bit of a rimming... Lmao!
Let me know if you need any ideas as to what to get Sue for Xmas? I have some fab ideas...!!!! ;-)
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Perth boy
I like the lot as well as a nice tummy and a cute smile. But it all needs to be in proportion.
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I was thinking of you agreeing a time (place is Langtrees lounge). The guys come on down, and Lisa and Sue show their stuff. Nice slow strips would be nice (simultaneous), and the lucky guys vote. (If they can remember to by the time that the evidence is before them). Photos can be enhanced. You don't think we think that you look as good as the photos you have been posting?
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Perth boy
Here is a picture of Lisa Boobs....
God I thought that was me for a minute. lol
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Sounds like you girls (Lisa and Sue) need to jump in the jelly wrestling ring and really decide who's got the best boobs once and for all or Maybe there's a little sexual tension that needs to be explored
Happy to be judge if it helps with a resolution
Happy to be judge if it helps with a resolution
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