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"you're too big, sorry I can't see you"

Ginger Spice

Ginger Spice

Here Comes Trouble
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I am sure for a man its a dream to be well endowed, but unfortunately (or fortunately ;)) I have found that my dearest downstairs has not been able to accept larger "sausages" causing discomfort. Would this be considered an insult or a compliment? I've never been completely comfortable with bigger clients, and after several bad experiences ("ill be gentle, I promise" BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!!! F***! F***! F***!) Its more of a mental thing as to why.

So if your well off in the pants department, you might need to give little ginger a miss ;)
 
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Ginger Spice said:
I am sure for a man its a dream to be well endowed, but unfortunately (or fortunately ;)) I have found that my dearest downstairs has not been able to accept larger "sausages" causing discomfort. Would this be considered an insult or a compliment? I've never been completely comfortable with bigger clients, and after several bad experiences ("ill be gentle, I promise" BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!!! F***! F***! F***!) Its more of a mental thing as to why.

So if your well off in the pants department, you might need to give little ginger a miss ;)
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Well, you would have no problems with me then, only standard issue!!
 
Ginger Spice said:
I am sure for a man its a dream to be well endowed, but unfortunately (or fortunately ;)) I have found that my dearest downstairs has not been able to accept larger "sausages" causing discomfort. Would this be considered an insult or a compliment? I've never been completely comfortable with bigger clients, and after several bad experiences ("ill be gentle, I promise" BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!!! F***! F***! F***!) Its more of a mental thing as to why.

So if your well off in the pants department, you might need to give little ginger a miss ;)
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Well I guess it is fortunate that Yoda's light saber is smaller than all the other Jedi's ones ;)
 
Well this must be the first time boys have had a "look how big my dick" competition where they all told the truth!

And because I like to be seen as professional and don't like to boast, I'm keeping Mum!

RB
 
Ginger Spice said:
I am sure for a man its a dream to be well endowed, but unfortunately (or fortunately ;)) I have found that my dearest downstairs has not been able to accept larger "sausages" causing discomfort. Would this be considered an insult or a compliment? I've never been completely comfortable with bigger clients, and after several bad experiences ("ill be gentle, I promise" BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!!! F***! F***! F***!) Its more of a mental thing as to why.

So if your well off in the pants department, you might need to give little ginger a miss ;)
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Perhaps Miss Spice, your clients need to pre-heat the barbecue more before putting on the raw prawn, as it were. Every good Aussie considers himself an expert BBQ-chef does he not?
 
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I totally respect your feelings, but here is something that may help you. Just relax and find other creative positions to have sex in when you feel someone is a little larger than your preference.The thing is, you can't always tell how big someone is until the moment of extreme arousal and penetration. To change your mind at that point may be counter productive for both you and the client.
 
Ginger Spice said:
I am sure for a man its a dream to be well endowed, but unfortunately (or fortunately ;)) I have found that my dearest downstairs has not been able to accept larger "sausages" causing discomfort. Would this be considered an insult or a compliment? I've never been completely comfortable with bigger clients, and after several bad experiences ("ill be gentle, I promise" BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!!! F***! F***! F***!) Its more of a mental thing as to why.

So if your well off in the pants department, you might need to give little ginger a miss ;)
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I get the feeling that Miss Spice is now going to get a lot of business from men who fancy them self as being big.
 
alexeisayle said:
Perhaps Miss Spice, your clients need to pre-heat the barbecue more before putting on the raw prawn, as it were. Every good Aussie considers himself an expert BBQ-chef does he not?
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Its funny how you mention this. I had a lovely 23 yo client today who was well off in the pants department and made me a little more slippery and the whole house knew I enjoyed my time with him :p

That would be the first time in a VERY long time that my bbq has accepted a big sausage.
 
Gobble_Doc said:
So, please excuse my ignorance, is it generally the length or width that ladies have trouble with? I thought it my width/girth that has caused some ladies to ask me to "go easy".
GD
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I would say more length.... Though too wide of a girth will make me feel bruised and uncomfortable during and after. SO in conclusion my body can physically handle girth but its Very uncomfortable, but not painful. Where it cant handle length as it feels as if every thrust is a stab in the gut.

Am I being too honest? lol
 
Ginger Spice said:
I would say more length.... Though too wide of a girth will make me feel bruised and uncomfortable during and after. SO in conclusion my body can physically handle girth but its Very uncomfortable, but not painful. Where it cant handle length as it feels as if every thrust is a stab in the gut.

Am I being too honest? lol[/quot





Spicy you have pull your cervix out of the firing line ( do not ask me how to do this as I have not done it )
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Ginger Spice said:
I would say more length.... Though too wide of a girth will make me feel bruised and uncomfortable during and after. SO in conclusion my body can physically handle girth but its Very uncomfortable, but not painful. Where it cant handle length as it feels as if every thrust is a stab in the gut.

Am I being too honest? lol
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Definitely not "too honest". That's why I asked the question. It's actually nice to get some honesty when discussing penis size with a working lady. All too often all we get is "you so big"!

Anyway, how do know how big a guy's penis is (erect)? Do you ask potential clients? The flaccid penis is no indication - I have what some people (maybe Seinfeld) refer to as a "turtle" - just the little head poking out until it's aroused.
Thanks,
GD
 
Ginger Spice said:
I would say more length.... Though too wide of a girth will make me feel bruised and uncomfortable during and after. SO in conclusion my body can physically handle girth but its Very uncomfortable, but not painful. Where it cant handle length as it feels as if every thrust is a stab in the gut.

Am I being too honest? lol
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I like your honesty Ginger Spice :)
 
Gobble_Doc said:
Definitely not "too honest". That's why I asked the question. It's actually nice to get some honesty when discussing penis size with a working lady. All too often all we get is "you so big"!

Anyway, how do know how big a guy's penis is (erect)? Do you ask potential clients? The flaccid penis is no indication - I have what some people (maybe Seinfeld) refer to as a "turtle" - just the little head poking out until it's aroused.
Thanks,
GD
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9/10 times my clients are hard when I do my health check... I can usually tell what size they are during the health check.
 
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