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"you're too big, sorry I can't see you"

Interesting thread.

One can't but wonder the biology?

Is what goes in bigger than what nature intends should come out? :confused:

As with any interaction respect for the lady must be the first consideration :)
 
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happy2 said:
I only have one question
Are the ladies up front about what size is going to cause discomfort?
I mean there are going to be angry scenes I'm sure if a client is told "Sorry your to big" After the booking has started
I can not imagine a lady saying here's your $200 dollars back find another lucky lady
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As said before, it can usually be found out whilst doing the health check. You can actually get prescription pills that can help with the discomfort.
 
Ginger Spice said:
As said before, it can usually be found out whilst doing the health check. You can actually get prescription pills that can help with the discomfort.
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You going to suffer now bitch .
 
Ginger Spice said:
I am sure for a man its a dream to be well endowed, but unfortunately (or fortunately ;)) I have found that my dearest downstairs has not been able to accept larger "sausages" causing discomfort. Would this be considered an insult or a compliment? I've never been completely comfortable with bigger clients, and after several bad experiences ("ill be gentle, I promise" BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!!! F***! F***! F***!) Its more of a mental thing as to why.

So if your well off in the pants department, you might need to give little ginger a miss ;)
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I definitely have to second this one too, as much as I love a good old bang bang session, if you're overly endowed, it's more of an "ouch, ouch," session for me... :( I actually have spoken to Madam Leigh about this from her working girl days and she's told me that a client she used to see knew he was to big, so she would give him a good time in other forms, because it was big enough to cause damage... Scary.
 
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No wonder all those women where running away screaming................"no-way, no-chance, to old and to ugly!!!"
 
Ginger Spice said:
I would say more length.... Though too wide of a girth will make me feel bruised and uncomfortable during and after. SO in conclusion my body can physically handle girth but its Very uncomfortable, but not painful. Where it cant handle length as it feels as if every thrust is a stab in the gut.

Am I being too honest? lol
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I agree with this so much! The width I can handle but too long can be painful :( your stabbing analogy is spot on.
 
happy2 said:
I only have one question
Are the ladies up front about what size is going to cause discomfort?
I mean there are going to be angry scenes I'm sure if a client is told "Sorry your to big" After the booking has started
I can not imagine a lady saying here's your $200 dollars back find another lucky lady
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Actually that is exactly what happens. If you get into the room then realize the client is far too well hung then we explain the reason, return the envelope and help him find a girl that can handle it.

This is also why explaining your needs is so important (even more so with escorts/out-calls!!!). It is to ensure you and the lady are well matched and can have lots of fun!! ;)
 
homer said:
I heard from somewhere, someone mentioned that the length of a man's index finger is directly proportional to their hot dog size. Ever since, I've been attempting various index finger exercise to elongate it..alas..the only thing I elongated was my anger...

So ladies, you can check out the potential client's index finger before a booking.
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Ring finger. There was a tv documentory story done on 60 min about it a few years back. It related to the amount of testosterone males were exposed to in the womb. It also had direct links to athletic performance, in particular, sprinters.
The tell tale sign was a man whose ring finger was longer than his middle finger.
 
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just picture ginger as the girl
 
Ginger Spice said:
I am sure for a man its a dream to be well endowed, but unfortunately (or fortunately ;)) I have found that my dearest downstairs has not been able to accept larger "sausages" causing discomfort. Would this be considered an insult or a compliment? I've never been completely comfortable with bigger clients, and after several bad experiences ("ill be gentle, I promise" BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!!! F***! F***! F***!) Its more of a mental thing as to why.

So if your well off in the pants department, you might need to give little ginger a miss ;)
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Amen on that :)

I too enjoy the smaller "sausages" then the whole roll hahaha
 
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nextplease69 said:
Ring finger. There was a tv documentory story done on 60 min about it a few years back. It related to the amount of testosterone males were exposed to in the womb. It also had direct links to athletic performance, in particular, sprinters.
The tell tale sign was a man whose ring finger was longer than his middle finger.
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I heard some time ago that it was the distance between the tip of your tall finger and the furthest point at which it folds back onto your palm. Try it, It's pretty accurate.
 
i have only ever had to turn down in my time of 3 and abit months being a working girl just two clients so far because it just was physically not going to happen! im talking these two extraordinary gentlemen had abnormally large appendages! i had to decline, my lady parts would not of thanked me for it later, and i had to scrape my jaw up off the floor and gather my thoughts :P haha
 
Ginger Spice said:
Average is about 6 inches in length... I could not handle 7 plus inches lol
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oh lord only 7" is your limit? you would hate me xD

edit: are there any women that can handle larger (8.5" x 6") penises on here or even ones that seek it? If so please pm me.
 
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Miss Chloe said:
Actually that is exactly what happens. If you get into the room then realize the client is far too well hung then we explain the reason, return the envelope and help him find a girl that can handle it.

This is also why explaining your needs is so important (even more so with escorts/out-calls!!!). It is to ensure you and the lady are well matched and can have lots of fun!! ;)
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What's the best way of explaining these particular needs without coming across offensively or too vulgar? I was just messaging someone regarding their services and tried to politely explain my situation down there and my needs and I think it came across wrong and I offended them. Any tips? I'm new to this scene so i'm still figuring out what's expected.
 
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