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"you're too big, sorry I can't see you"

I must be lucky or unlucky depending on who reads this coz the average for me is 8 Inches
i think i'm lucky
 
I must be lucky or unlucky depending on who reads this coz the average for me is 8 Inches
i think i'm lucky
Will cock or boob size ever go metric We use metric for 99% of measurements except boobs wee willy winkies and real hot days Phew it was 104 today

So your 8 inches would be 203.2 mm or 20.3 cms. I guess it would not quite sound the same in a boddice ripper,
And she freed his 20.32 cms of man meat
 
I was waiting in line with the creator of all man when they called horses next that's when I got pushed out of line oh well you get what you get not how big it's how you use it
 
Will cock or boob size ever go metric We use metric for 99% of measurements except boobs wee willy winkies and real hot days Phew it was 104 today

So your 8 inches would be 203.2 mm or 20.3 cms. I guess it would not quite sound the same in a boddice ripper,
And she freed his 20.32 cms of man meat
I totally agree i have to use my converter all the time
 
Yes Obbie looking at rulers the measurement dont start at the base do they?
I have always assummed that gap was about 1-1 1/2 inches That gets me to 5
 
Are you guys measuring whilst drunk????
it's never gonna be a true reading

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I heard from somewhere, someone mentioned that the length of a man's index finger is directly proportional to their hot dog size. Ever since, I've been attempting various index finger exercise to elongate it..alas..the only thing I elongated was my anger...

So ladies, you can check out the potential client's index finger before a booking.
 
So, please excuse my ignorance, is it generally the length or width that ladies have trouble with? I thought it my width/girth that has caused some ladies to ask me to "go easy".
GD

All girls are different, but I think width in general can cause more issues. Sometimes it literally physically doesn't fit! That can lead to small tears and just isn't pleasant. A long length can cause more of a sharp cervical pain, the sensations are different and neither are pleasant for me if they are too big. If it is too long, it is just pain in the moment. Whereas if it is too wide, the pain continues afterwards.

Ladies could have asked you to go easy because of either your length or you width. Or another possibility is she isn't physically ready, or you are going to fast. It is always best to start slow and gradually build up. Just remember not all girls are the same and what one girl finds comfortable or even pleasureful can be painful to another girl.
 
All girls are different, but I think width in general can cause more issues. Sometimes it literally physically doesn't fit! That can lead to small tears and just isn't pleasant. A long length can cause more of a sharp cervical pain, the sensations are different and neither are pleasant for me if they are too big. If it is too long, it is just pain in the moment. Whereas if it is too wide, the pain continues afterwards.

Ladies could have asked you to go easy because of either your length or you width. Or another possibility is she isn't physically ready, or you are going to fast. It is always best to start slow and gradually build up. Just remember not all girls are the same and what one girl finds comfortable or even pleasureful can be painful to another girl.
Thanks Bree. Although I don't think anyone could accuse me of going too fast. I'm always a "slow build" type and like to spend at least half of the session on foreplay (on the lady). Then, when we get to the main event, I like to do little bits at a time, entering slowly and getting a little deeper each time, then slowly work-up the pace over the rest of the session.

My partner's enjoyment is my biggest turn-on.

Thanks again,
GD
 
I only have one question
Are the ladies up front about what size is going to cause discomfort?
I mean there are going to be angry scenes I'm sure if a client is told "Sorry your to big" After the booking has started
I can not imagine a lady saying here's your $200 dollars back find another lucky lady
 
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