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Re: Melbourne Strip Clubs

Im not big on asians. really but thanks for ur advice mate, much appreciated, ill definatly let u know all about my first exp there!!
 
Re: Melbourne Strip Clubs

It is a pity we don't have a few unlicensed strip clubs in Australia. In some states in America alcohol and nudity are not allowed in the same venue. The "dry" bars can serve non-alcoholic drinks and the dancers can strip all the way while those in licensed venues have to keep their knickers on.

Given our drinking "culture" and the wowserish laws imposed by the licensing court it would probably be a real goer. After all, you don't go into a strip club to get drunk and without all the restrictions it would be much more fun.
 
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Agreed , Its simply ridiculous to be honest .

Dont doubt you are aware of legislation , Its an absolute joke , plus many of these strippers / exoctic dancers are beyond a joke themselves , you arte simply out to scam men for money , many would know what exoctic / Erotic is !! A lot of these problems are caused by the legislation .

The governments goal no doubt is to eventually regulate clubs so much that they are simply not viable , Its pretty much there already . I used to love lap dancing and you could get a great " hot " deal , but then out came the " Churn and burn " girls ..no thought of longevity in the industry , and then in came the State government ..Now its a complete joke .

Thats why I try to make it my goal to give advice to guys , Ive just seen far too many get ripped off , and the only way not to get ripped off ..is to put a " true value " to the product , and unless its a " super hot " grinding , sensual , near penetration , erotic experience ..Dont buy the product .

We certainly need some form of underground , private movement that does not involved alcohol , but the dancers need to be first class ..I know such exists , and my goal is to find it , thats why I want to hear from some private individuals who want to do some one on ones , for a marketing fee .

If anyone has any ideas ..please let me know ..

sandhurstmolonski@yahoo.com.au


For unfortunately , these standard mainstream clubs has honestly become barely worth considering , dancers are not getting into in , and some are even following the distance rule , and the no touching rule ..

If its like this ..dont bother with guys , there are much better deals out there ..Arrgghh ! :violent5:
 
Re: Melbourne Strip Clubs

I used to work at Club Striptease, and on this weeks roster Id reccomend:
Miranda - busty (natural), some piercings and very friendly, Aussie
Billie - Excellent body, model looks, great dancer, Aussie
Alexis - Slim Aussie girl, very good looking, great dancer
Sisi - slim Thai lady, great show, very busy lady

These ladies are in high demand, so booking ahead is always a good idea (infact ALL of these ladies have regular bookings, so it can be hard to catch them)
 
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Yes , agree with regard the bookings , unfortunately Im the kind of person who would simply NEVER book ..for anything really , have to see what I have on and how Im feeling , but others are different .

At least Club striptease is offering something a bit different . But really the Industry is simply being destroyed in this State , and thats exactly what the Vic Government want .

The personal dance needs to be rekindled ... Too many exoctic dancers / lap dancers who think the world owes them something ...

Well the way we are going we will end up with only three clubs in Melbourne , and the rules will so tight , too many cameras ..they will be in demise also .

This like prohabition , will lead to an underground movement , well out of the eyes of the mainstream ..which is the way things will end out .

Lets vote to bring back the " great " lap dance , and bring the girls to the industry that should be in it ..Because trully 3/4 of them are hopeless , money grubbing ..wanta bes ..this was created by so many guys escaping their wives , throwing around money like fools .

Anyhow ..good on your Club strip tease , for your point of difference ..But Im saying to the punters " Be extremely careful who you pick " ..and dont feel pressured to pick at all ( It can be intimidating sitting on that couch ) ..always be prepared to just say " Thanks ...I will come back later "

The gentleman in the wheelchair will happilly tell , who is coming out at what time ..Put a value on your money , and always be prepared to say No THanks ..too many DONT .
 
Re: Melbourne Strip Clubs

Good to know about CS... always wondered what it was like!
 
Re: The perfect Strip club patron

great advice there... it's easy to make the newbie mistakes!
 
Re: Melbourne Strip Clubs

hehe that latino girl is belle or tricia with bigger gorgeous tits

YES GUYS YOU HAVE TO GET DOWN TO CLUB STRIPTEASE AND GET THE SHORT DARK HAIRED TRICIA!!!
SHE IS SUCH AN AMAZING WOMEN, EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS WICKED!! IM A NYMPHO BUT WHEN I SAW HER
UNDRESS FOR THE FIRST TIME I BLEW IN ABOUT 30 SECONDS!!!

JUST THE WAY SHE LOOKS AT YOU WITH THOSE BIG DARK EYES IS MAGICAL!!
SHE IS AN EXCEPTIONAL PERFORMER AND ALWAYS MADE ME FEEL COMFORTABLE
I THINK SHE IS FROM MARITIUS OR IRAN OR IRAQ.
jUST A BETTER MORE FINELY CHISLED CLEOPATRA LOOK ALIKE!!!!
MUST BE 19 YEARS OLD SO I WELCOME ALL TO TRY HER OUT SHE IS GOLD!

she only works mon tues thurs frid during the day from 11 till 6 book her cause she is always booked out!!!
 
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she has the one of the hottest sweetest little pussy's i have ever seen in my life

it is such an amazing thing to see guys
 
Re: Melbourne Strip Clubs

the v line going down from her teenage tummy makes me weak at the knee's

your penis will never forgive you if you dont try tricia out
 
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So glad you enjoyed yourself msiys ! ..I bet you have been back ..

Well , there you go guys , you have heard it all here ..Get down to CLUB STRIPTEASE ..dont waste your money in these " mainstream " clubs .

By the way , as a side note ..the changes to liquor licensing in the Nanny State ( Victoria ) have now just become worse again . What are they targeting you ask ?

Yes ..Strip Clubs of course ! The attempt has been the make the lap dance so meak and mild , drinks and door charge so expensive that the industry will just CRUMBLE .

Well , dont waste you money ...Just lets get a decent underground industry happening ..Completely over REGULATED again by the wooosers ..a disgrace .

What female can give me a really great , sensual no holds barred Dance ? semms impossible
 
Re: Melbourne Strip Clubs

i went to shoop in dandenong not the best place but the girls there were HOT!!!! i rember one of them telling me a couple of the girls there worked at bar 20, also where is club strip tease located?
 
Re: Melbourne Strip Clubs

Its in Richmond ..check out

Link is broken so has been taken down ..Its Kipling street I think .

I must get back to Shoop , haven' t been in a long time ..Always feel a bit dodgy walking in there . What hours is Shoop open ? Im told the standard had improved ..And Im guessing the dancers ( personalls ) could be a lot better .

Can anyone tell me ?:angel12:
 
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it opens at 9pm and is open till 1am im not 100% sure tho, yeah i went about a month ago and thought it was great.
 
Re: Melbourne Strip Clubs

I have now completed my current research , and Urge you all ..that my original reccomendations , were NOT completely on the money , I know all the City clubs well , and they are fast becoming a complete joke , with lame personal dancers , and chicks just trying to scam money for very little . One piece of advice ..Dont be sucked in my these girls ..make sure they work for their money ..There is far more to exotic / lap dancing than a pretty face ..It needs emotional commitment .

So as some others mentioned here ..GO TO KITTENS , by far the best in my view , get straight in there , work it out and you will see what I mean ..SENSATIONAL ! Club Shoop ..is a laugh , not flash , but a couple of great dancers and much much hotter in performance than the City clubs ..Couple of Dogs also , just be polite and move them on ..More Action again ..Club striptease ..But a WARNING ! watch out for extras , plan your attack before you go in , and dont let your errect cock do the talking ..Dont go with these chicks who charge for EXTRAS , if you do its better to attend a Rub and Tug , much better value .

But I certainly confirm ..GO TO KITTENS , you will never return to the likes of Rhino , or the finger ..you will have a ball .

If anyone knows of anything else no so " mainstream " ..please PM me , I know they are out there , but not sure where .


But please please please ..dont think you are BIG noting by giving away money ..Dont care how rich you are ..Dont give it away for little ..make them earn their money , you simply ruin it for others by splashing it around .

As I said .. really want to find something ..Below the line ,lets say . Message me ..

Take care all ..AND ENJOY !:angel1:
 
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In follow up to what I said previously ....

Be careful and selective , BIG difference in my view between Kittens Sth Melb and Caulfield ( forget Caulfield in my view ..Its a hot ) . The difference is NOT much , between a dance at G fingers and Kittens ..but Im sure It depends so much on who you are with .

I have had a number of incidents at " The finger " that I cant mention here .

No doubt ( excepting backyard ..establishments ) ..the hottest Dance is available at " Club Shoop " ..in Dandenong , need to play your cards correctly . Kittens Caulfield , a sorry joke ..small personal room , with a meathead policing , ruins it completely ..Also very lax on Victorian smoking regulations ..Dont waste your time attending .

Still looking for better ( or different ) ..if anyone knows of anything please let me know .

Super dance at " the finger " from a slim blonde girl from Queensland , not in Melb for long ..if you find her ..have $50 with her ..she is great .

PM me , with other suggestions , I know there are places out there ..I just need to find them .
 
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I owuld have to agree that Kittens Caulfield is a bit of a joke - wayyy to small. South Melbourne is a lot bigger but once again the one-on-one areas are too public - particularly if you are female looking for girl:girl.

Club striptease rocks!
 
Re: Melbourne Strip Clubs

sexy_celeste said:
I used to work at Club Striptease, and on this weeks roster Id reccomend:
Miranda - busty (natural), some piercings and very friendly, Aussie
Billie - Excellent body, model looks, great dancer, Aussie
Alexis - Slim Aussie girl, very good looking, great dancer
Sisi - slim Thai lady, great show, very busy lady

/QUOTE]

Also best to check the roster on the website as some of these girls haven't been on the roster for a while, Pattie was another good one rumor has it she gone off to Thailand to get a breast enhancement.
Click to expand...
 
Re: Melbourne Strip Clubs

I don't see what is wrong with Dreams, it costed me $10 to get in, the drinks a little pricey but the girls are all top class. Go there on a tuesday and they have poker tournaments too, it was a great experience, I had a girl on my table that was completely in the buff for the most of the night.. if you're reading this, cheers to you Lizzie!
 
Re: Melbourne Strip Clubs

went to kittens in June this year . might have changed but it was full of yobbos smoking, the place stunk .I left and went to the Rhino where i have always managed to get a good Dance
 
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I can't stress this enough, Lizzie at Dreams, thick scottish accent, was a riot she was fun, played poker next to her all night, paid for two of her drinks and she is your best friend for the night, wish I had a pic where she made me drink a shot with her panties on my head
 
Re: Melbourne Strip Clubs

popped into alley cats in geelong, there other night.

wow.
it's a no touch club, but it's abit of fun too, relaxed, not uptight like the city toffee ones, but just as good a service.

tho i still maintain that a conversation with a stripper is like chatting to a salesman at your front door, you both know where the conversations leading...
 
Re: Melbourne Strip Clubs

I think it just depends on the night sometimes as to what experience you'll have,good or bad.
 
Re: Melbourne Strip Clubs

As discussed in previous threads , the demise of the industry ( at the hands of the state government ) is now well on the way ..people thought I was joking about the demise of the personnal dance via regulation . Well put it this way , the nanny State is going to keep pushing until they destroy the industry .

Few votes in Strip Clubs . Bar 20s loss of license is just the beginning .

Put simply , they tie the liquor license to the " dance " regulation , including compulsory CTV footage , that why you have some " Heavy " standing near the personnal dance room . Its become simply nothing short of a joke , at the moment you may be lucky and snag the odd good night , but that will be luck .

They will regulate until all but 2 clubs are still going , the dances are just getting lamer and lamer ... It just too much of a risk to participate .

Never take a dance with a " newbie " girl , they'll be that scared of the regs , you may as well keep your money . Dont reward poor dancers who are NOT prepared to earn the money ...Its a shame .

Try South Australia .
 
ClubX Crazy Horse & Dendy, others?

Hi all. I get around to most of the capital cities and love coming to Melbourne and hitting the peepshows, privates. So what's the latest from here; who's on, new faces etc?

Last I was in town I met Audrey (Aubrey) who is knock out gorgeous! Not much in the way of extras - just a good lapdance which was hot!
Breanna at ClubX Dendy; fucking awesome. PM for details but please share own experiences too.
Pepper; who'd come over from Perth. Very sexy tidy. Dirty talk too while delivering extras - damn.
Another girl with whom we got extremely turned on.
Probably another couple as well, but they've been the standouts.

Apparently ClubX Dendy has had a refurb' and there's some gay peeps and tranny peeps too? Not my cuppa but am wondering if they've redone anything upstairs as well?

There's also a cinema opening in the Bayswater store now I've heard. Does anyone know of other stores outside the cbd, Dendy, Crazyhorse, City central [ex Shaft], which are doing the peeps & privates?

As said, I've lots of fun stories to share so if you'd like to then just PM. Would love to hear the latest hot stuff from this city.
 
Popped into Dendy back in May and wasn't too impressed - checked out the peeps, then went for a private ($100) and was offered few extras that were astronomical (starting at $100 for NO touching :laughing1) so passed. Which was a shame as i'd been looking forward to this place given the hype i'd read about it over the years.
 
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