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Re: Melbourne Strip Clubs

a bit of an update here, was in Melbourne for the 09 Grand Final AFL and spent a bit of time in a few of the mentioned clubs and now my favourite is Goldfingers. The best atmosphere and the friendliest girls. Spearmint Rhino just a ripoff. The Kittens at South Melb is a bit sleazy. Would definitely go to Goldfingers next trip.
 
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Great post.

As can be seen i don't post on here very often but i have a few questions on this very topic. Seems like a great time to bring them up.

I recently visited a few clubs around perth on works mens night, that said we did drag the receptionist along too. 12 guys one girl!!!

Firstly i must thank the ladies at Xotica as a nearly 30 yr old male this was actually my first time in any strip club, i know i've been living under a rock. Any way the ladies there were fantastic made me feel at home unlike the two clubs we ventured into on the way to Xotica, where we sat and were ignored all night.

First question
At the first UNNAMED VENUE, the venue was fairly quiet, four five girls roaming the floor. Our boss was dolling out tips for the boys to spend by the fist full, and nothing caught the eye of one girl. We werent rowdy or gawking with our tongues out etc.
Eventually the boss gave up and we all walked out all thirteen of us. As we cant use the tipping dollars elsewhere and cant be changed back the boss threw them in the bin...Litterally a waste of money. Second club was almost the same.
Is this normal.


Second and third questions
An hour or so later we ventured into our last club (XOTICA), our numbers now down to three guys and the 'token' female. The rest went to a pub to get sloshed, deflated at our prospects.
Anyway in Xotica as i have already stated the ladies made us feel right at home. The moment we arrived we were greeted by two lovely ladies who joined us i a few drinks at the bar, both who took the boss down stairs for a private to test the waters as it was.
On his return (gleeming with happiness) We all were again handed fist fulls of tipping dollars and ORDERED to enjoy our selves. Of course i had to comply.
Now during one part of the evening i had the young lady climbed in my lap and lay side ways her head on the guy next to me and legs out towards our female companion. The performer had our female companion stroke the lower (knee region) of her inner thigh.

Now being a virgin to this i was aware of the no touch policy, so is this again normal and is this allowed, or are female on female rules a little less enforced (perhaps to entertain the gents.)

And lastly the young lady spent almost the entire night with out female companion then, us fellas weren't complaining but again seemed some what amiss, just left most of thinking firstly that perhaps it was a tease for our pleasure, and secondly with thought we shouldn't have about our receptionist Ill never look at her again.


Any way we finished off on a real high, and i definitely plan to visit more often, especially to see the young lady that gave me the first private dance. And reading the above story gives me a few things to bare in mind, it also show the the ladies like to get to know regular clients, does this actually happen as i think that would really make my future visits all that more interesting and fun.

Sorry for the long read.

C
 
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Yep. Sounds like Voodoo and the Doll House haven't improved since my last visits a couple of years ago. Actually, I believe most of the hotties from the Dollhouse are now working at Xotica.

You will find that if you go back fairly regularly the girls will get to know you and you will have more fun but always keep a few tipping dollars handy in case the boyish charm isn't quite enough:)
 
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Is it that obvious which clubs im talking about then... haha guess they really are that bad then.
 
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fierce said:
First question
At the first UNNAMED VENUE, the venue was fairly quiet, four five girls roaming the floor. Our boss was dolling out tips for the boys to spend by the fist full, and nothing caught the eye of one girl. We werent rowdy or gawking with our tongues out etc.
Eventually the boss gave up and we all walked out all thirteen of us. As we cant use the tipping dollars elsewhere and cant be changed back the boss threw them in the bin...Litterally a waste of money. Second club was almost the same.
Is this normal.
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You threw them in the bin? Why not just give them to the girls? If you sit by the stage and tip the dancer (whether you like her or not) the other dancers see you actually are spending, and will approach you. I used to work here, and we had HUGE groups of guys who would come in with a fist full of tipping dollars and then sit all night, not tipping, take the money with them, and return the next night and do the same thing. So holding the money and spending the money are very different things.

fierce said:
Second and third questions
Now being a virgin to this i was aware of the no touch policy, so is this again normal and is this allowed, or are female on female rules a little less enforced (perhaps to entertain the gents.)
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Generally if the girls are relaxed with customers, they will allow a bit more contact. If its a well behaved female (some female customers are shocking!) with a group of men, she will get a better dance, in the hope that you guys will tip for more girl-girl action


fierce said:
And lastly the young lady spent almost the entire night with out female companion then, us fellas weren't complaining but again seemed some what amiss, just left most of thinking firstly that perhaps it was a tease for our pleasure, and secondly with thought we shouldn't have about our receptionist Ill never look at her again.
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If you guys were good customers (tipping, polite and friendly) I would hang out with you too :)
 
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this is a great read Celeste, thank you.
it is pretty basic stuff though = Manners.
kind regards
 
Re: Melbourne Strip Clubs

buckland boy said:
a bit of an update here, was in Melbourne for the 09 Grand Final AFL and spent a bit of time in a few of the mentioned clubs and now my favourite is Goldfingers. The best atmosphere and the friendliest girls. Spearmint Rhino just a ripoff. The Kittens at South Melb is a bit sleazy. Would definitely go to Goldfingers next trip.
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i have to agree with the comment made about spearmint rhino.
a complete rip-off. best avoided.
try kittens in south melb or goldfingers IMO.
 
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Can definitely vouch for Goldfingers as they seem pretty friendly there and was definitely surprised on how much they were willing to just sit and chat. I play that off past experience at Men's Gallery where it's definitely a love and leave you attitude.

Must try Kittens :D
 
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Centerfold Lounge is fantastic! I went there with my three girlfriends Saturday..lots of fun and hot chicks! I was mistaken for a dancer too!
 
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svengali said:
Yep. Sounds like Voodoo and the Doll House haven't improved since my last visits a couple of years ago. Actually, I believe most of the hotties from the Dollhouse are now working at Xotica.

You will find that if you go back fairly regularly the girls will get to know you and you will have more fun but always keep a few tipping dollars handy in case the boyish charm isn't quite enough:)
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I kinda disagree, I liked the Voodoo club and as a matter of fact we chose it over the others to do our photoshoot in my upcoming book project. The management is really cool and helpful, the girls are beautiful and very sexy and they dance very nice. What I liked the most is that they do not hassle you, but they always have a lovely smile. Yep they get my vote.....
 
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Well said, If the lady is having a good time, so will you!!!!!
 
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That's a perfect list of do's and don'ts. I think I've made a few of those errors in my younger newbie days. If only we had a list like this back then.
 
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Do kittens allow touching? How far can you go?
 
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I have been to Bar 20 and Centerfold but what is Kittens like?
 
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Mens gallery is average. Some hot women but the lighting is so dark you better take a torch or candle.
 
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There is a new one at the corner of Elizabeth and Flinders st called Dreams. It is quite new and the area is reasonably small but the class of the girls there was fantastic. $20 entry and drinks reasonably priced.
 
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I know Celeste , and encourage all to enjoy a personal dance with her when she is available , shes awesome , sexy , and had me leaving the club with a gaint hard on , that just would go down .

With regard the clubs , I agree with MOST , there are some obvious rules that most guys break , unwritten rules , this unfortunately ruins there own pleasure . Its not a night club , if you are not " into " the dance , dont have it , keep yourlself nice , smell nice , clean shoes , well presented , not drunk , dont talk b/s , when having a personal .." shut up " ( dancer also ) get into what you are paying for ..Understand , no girl is going to " grind " you , if you are sitting there in sloppy clothes and smell like shit ..

Enjoy your experience , but dont go crazy with your money , make sure you obtain value , dont get sucked into paying more than you agreed ..the most is always gained from the 1 st personal , if it was that good , calm down and have another dance later ..but it should be " that " good .

Think clearly , stay sober , speak well , smell nice , clean shoes , no bullshit , work to a budget ..never just pay for nothing , buy the girl a drink ( 1 on 1 ) ..Dont get conned ..

I know the industry very well , be safe and careful .
 
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I can certainly reccomend " Goldfingers " in Melbourne , but attend during the day , the day girls are great , seek out Mercedees she is an absolute Gem .

Follow the rules as I have stated , dont just " give " girls money , make sure they earn there money , and make sure you get the absolute best deal , be clean , be sober , smell nice , clean your shoes , enjoy the surroundings and the wonderful skill of the dancer ..Dont talk " during " the dance let her perform , let yourself be teased to the maximun , enjoy the arousal .. feel all that blood flow to your eager errection .

Dont act like an idiot , speak well , be nice ..your experience might just suprise you :) ..Its great .
 
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I would CERTAINLY reccomend goldfingers , they have a great group of girls with vast and varied choice , the hottest girls in Melbourne and a decent attitude towards the lap dance ..Always obey Melbournes rules of course . Great Management , and a stunning property in a far safer area of king street .

Mens Gallery ( same owner as Centrefold ) has become very boring , the PD is incredibly meek , and is not worth a cracker , not sure why .

CENTREFOLD is much better ( for some reason ) , but not as HOT as goldfingers , better than the Gallery .

Next best is Bar 20 , but is also bordering on the Meek , girls are great but the PDs are meek ..dont waste you money .

AVOID spermint rhino , the dancers will end up costing way more , Its simply NOT a good deal at all , you will waste your money on the forula they use for dancers , plus the location is not good


Forget DREAMS , very small ..waste of time , meek dance waste of time and an extremely small venu cnr Elisabeth / Flinders .

Looking for a little bit hotter ? Try kittens in Sth Melbourne , or Caulfield , this can be a lot of fun ..lol enjoy , enjoy .

Or if you want to take things one step further try ..Club striptease in Richmond , just be careful of what mabe offered as " extras " ...no liquor here , so different rules apply ..But its not a venue where you can sit and have a wine .


But for a good genuine club ..You cant ever go past the wonderful " Goldfingers " girls , effectionally known as " The finger " ..you also have the better / safer location . Remember to keep nice , be sober ..and dont just " give away " your money ..make them earn it !:angel1:
 
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Just wondering what "extras" you could get from c s? Looks like a mighty fine establishment, private rooms, just no alcohol.
 
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At Club strip tease , you can sit in the private room and masturbate yourself , or you can pay for extras and have the dancer do it , It can add up in cost going that way as a " Rub and Tug ' is probably cheaper , you can choose to just do it yourself . Be aware however that while you are masturbating the dancer stays much further away , so it not like you can shoot your load all over her ..that part I dont like .

I did go in Comando one time ( which I would also reccommend ) and girl just worked my cock from the outside , using her mouth and pulling my cock until I simply shot my load in my pants ..she just kept pulling and biting . But be aware , they wont all do this , Its a bit of a lottery .

There are guys there who have built relationships with various dancers ..Who knows what happens in those rooms , but it certainly not a Brothel .

I agree , it something different , you wont waste you money so much ..and you can just pull out your cock and masturbate , however ( in theory ) you can only touch the breasts .

Anyone who hasn't tryed it , give it a go , when you drive down that little road there is parking out the front . The only complaint , often your choice is limited because there are a lot of bookings and appointments ..But remember a lot of those girls want the " extras " ..Its around $50 for a handjob , or some will blow you for $100 ..but some wont do either , so just be a little careful ..Choose wisely , there are a couple of Dogs also ..But some stunning girls also .

Certainly worth a try .
 
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It seems like it is the only one of its kind in all of australia and internationally known. I never knew you are allowed pull yourself at a strip club. But no alcohol. This definatly sounds like the place i want to go to. I was always against the whole stripclub thing ie paying to be teased, i always thought that was fukd up and wrong. So Im assuming if you go regularly, open your wallet a bit and anything goes ie if the girl likes you.

Cheers for the commando advice mate, thats gold !!!!

So who are your favourite girls, who would you recommend?


Simon
 
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What happens if you take a hip flask in and only bring it out in the private rooms?
Would the ladies be ok with that?
 
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I would reccomend that you dont even consider it , the reason for the current rules are the proprietor does not not have a liquor license , you will get thrown straight out because there is CT tv .

This is what kills clubs like goldfingers " in theory " relevant to the prositution Act , the rules for lap dancing are an absolute TOTAL JOKE !

This is why club striptease is vastly different .:laughing4
 
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So people are watching you via camera in the private rooms?? I dont think i will go to club striptease then purely because camera's are watching you
 
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To be honest I cant recall if its in the rooms , but part of the legislation ( for the likes of goldfingers / Mens gallery ) means CTV cameras MUST be installed in the dancing area , this is why such a HUGE change , to the very POOR meek , dancers ( personals ) a lot of Males recieve and pay for ..because the whole thing is linked to the liquor license . ( read my posts ..on how to get value / behave at lap dancing ) .

I honestly cant remember if there are cameras or not , but you could just ring up , they will tell you . If they are there it will be because he had no other choice ..that I guarantee . But no ones going to watch you ..( unless they had to )

They have a website ..I think its Link is broken so has been taken down ( I thiink)

Its not a very good website , but the phone number is there .
 
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cheers, yeah i know the website, its really a basic site not offering much.
I think ill just ask one of the girls when i go there.

So you never mentioned which girls to go for?
 
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Unfortunately , Im not completely familiar with their names , expect I will say I have never seen a decent Asian there ( thats not to say there are not ) ..Shes a beutiful blonde pommie girl ..but far too " matter of fact " , on looks you'd grab her , I suggest dont , she trys to hit you for big bucks ..and gets pissed if you just want her to keep dancing ..( note this why they will encourage you to ..relieve yourself ..lol )

There a Latino girl ..great body , big breasts ( implants ) , lovely chick , great to talk to ..cant remember what she calls herself ..

Sorry , Im not much help ..Maybe just " wing it " you decide , and let us know what you thought , plus how much they tryed to slug you ..will be intersted .

Thats why I liked to girl that just started " working me " from the outside ..I made a mess of my strides , but no extra charge .. Most would probably have not picked her on looks , but she was young ..and really hot in the room , little bit big arse ( I really love slim ..genuine slim ) and large real breasts ..but they sagged down too far for me ..so she rested them on my lap while she rubbed and bit my Cock .

Commando ..obviously , makes all this part of it ..much freer !
 
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