*shyly looks around* ...yep it's safe.
As the sig says, sexually inactive with a woman since 2004 ... well i'd need a ruling on this one.
I mentioned i would bite the bullet ... well it was bitten and a boy had some of his way with me, and by some i mean no penetration occurred! but oral happened.
Now before you boys start messaging me with offers of dinner, movies and such in the hopes of a happy ending, let me just say this....
It did nothing for me.
On my part it felt clinical, no passion. I've seen enough prawn films to have some idea on how to play the role, that and natural instinct. Yes i sucked .... yeah that thing, oh have to add, prince albert is bad for the teeth :/ one had to play defense with a tongue to keep it away from delicate pearly whites.
Oh and if a girl says easy on the nipples ... DON'T FRACKING BITE THEM!!! It's not nice having to nurse a sore nipple for 3 days after the event. Unless she loves that pain then by all means go for it.
Deep throat on the giving part eludes me, but on the part where it's your throat and their ...bit's ummm yeah suffocation isn't my thing either, if you can hold your breath long enough then go for it, me ... no thanks for now ... (once i'm post op i may change my mind)
Yeah so to re-cap on this update
Refreshments are served in your fridge
I'm still after a woman to experiment with
Boys are still clinical play toys to me and a shopping trip is more erotic
You are welcome to buy me something pretty and in return, you get photo's of me looking pretty
