Things you can say about your car but Not your Girlfriend

[lookinglong]

I could have a guess

 

[Phoebe]

You can do this to your car when you had enough with it, and you don't go to prison.....

 

[john doe112]

You have a nice rear end

 

[lookinglong]

Oh Yeah , She can blow my Rod

 

[Happy2]

Not as convenient or cheap as the bike I used to have

 

[lookinglong]

Always enjoy a ride on a Country road

 

[homer]

Wax on, wax off...

Look, run flat tyre...

 

[greatvalue2]

time for a trade in

 

[Happy2]

The dog loves her One whistle and he leaps on board ready for a ride

 

[lookinglong]

Bet it does the job

 

[Phoebe]

Not as convenient or cheap as the bike I used to have

Wasn't your tractor jealous of that bike though????

 

[Happy2]

Wasn't your tractor jealous of that bike though????

I did nothing to attractor She just happened to like me as I was

 

[Phoebe]

I did nothing to attractor She just happened to like me as I was

That back paddock of yours has many secrets, it reaps what is ho's ....

 

[Happy2]

That back paddock of yours has many secrets, it reaps what is ho's ....

Not your best work Phoebe You run out of the quality coffee and on the instant coffee tonight?

 

[Phoebe]

Not your best work Phoebe You run out of the quality coffee and on the instant coffee tonight?

Nope I am on medication since a Dentist appointment yesterday.. so sorry for trying to be funny......

 

[Happy2]

Nope I am on medication since a Dentist appointment yesterday.. so sorry for trying to be funny......

You're talking very well for a bloke full o novocaine

 

[Phoebe]

You're talking very well for a bloke full o novocaine

I can type ..... mouth feels awful... no puns intended.. LOL

 

[lookinglong]

Don't you hate that

 

[lookinglong]

Nice Rear End

 

[lookinglong]

Now thats what you call Service

 

[lookinglong]

Hard Choice

 

[lookinglong]

She can check my dipstick

 

[Happy2]

You enjoy this thread. Don't you lookinglong

 

[Phoebe]

View attachment 54148
She can check my dipstick

And like the car she is working on she likes big blocks....... I think somehow your dipstick is somewhat smelling like a public swimming pool right....

 

[XLNC]

You enjoy this thread. Don't you lookinglong

He positively owns it now. Keep it up, l/l.

 

[Phoebe]

He positively owns it now. Keep it up, l/l.

+! agreed...

 

[Phoebe]

No Problems.... but lets not Hijack it hey XLNC.......

 

[lookinglong]

Its not called the Back seat for nothing

 

[lookinglong]

Nice Wheels

 

[Happy2]

Shes very safe
Always carries a spare rubber(tyre)
in her boot