Things you can say about your car but Not your Girlfriend

[Amanda Secrets]

Shes an old crunch box, always grinds when you go down

 

[Tania Admin]

Nice fats....

Time for a wax and polish...

 

[Amanda Secrets]

We'll get some purple pitched tail lights and thirty inch fins, oh yeah
A palomina dashboard and duel-muffler twins, oh yeah
With new boosters, plates and shocks
I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real pussy wagon
Greased Lightnin'

 

[Happy2]

She loves dirt roading

 

[Amanda Secrets]

got a blown head

 

[MrBig]

I can park it in that slot with plenty of room to spare..

 

[Tania Admin]

She's a bit beaten up and dented but still drives well....

I run her on cheap fuel.....

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- she is the sweetest ride, nothing more comfy than a cadillac.

 

[MrBig]

She's crabbing up the road since getting banged hard up the rear end.

 

[Happy2]

Ah memories
I've been riding you since you were 10

 

[MrBig]

She's a bit of an eye-sore that's why I only take her out at night.

 

[MrBig]

I looked everywhere but I still can't find that piece of dead fish!

Uh Oh!

 

[MrBig]

She's a bit worn out so I might not be able to cum to the party.

 

[homer]

oh, there she blows...

She screeches...

She smells fishy...

Looks like she needs some lube...

 

[Tania Admin]

She's cheap to run and doesn't suck to much juice

 

[Happy2]

She's nice but the Town bike is easier to ride

 

[homer]

Wait till she hits a pothole and you'll never hear the end of it.

 

[DavidB86]

One owner since new lol

 

[Crystal Secrets]

She's 5 years old..

 

[homer]

It's time to give her a wash and shine...

 

[vader]

I can fit 5 mates in the back

 

[vader]

I get inside her and driver her hard every day

 

[JustMe]

She breaks down so often.......I'd like to push her off a cliff.

 

[letzduit2]

Really hard to get going in cold weather - gotta use the full choke

 

[vader]

The rear end hangs low but is still a good ride

 

[Bravo]

You can always upgrade

Yeah but you wont get much if she's got high kms, and she could be too old for ride sharing.

 

[vreda]

Inside you i was conceived, born and lost my virginity, i can already tick two of those off for my newborn son, seems we may be getting a new family tradition

 

[lookinglong]

With curves like those you need to use both hands

 

[Happy2]

Oh I wish you were a bike

 

[lookinglong]

Oh Yeah