Things you can say about your car but Not your Girlfriend

[homer]

At least she's not a Chinese knockoff.

 

[Adrianna Lush]

I'm selling you on Gumtree and in the Classifieds. Some Dad will buy you for his teenage daughter

 

[homer]

Your a liability to the environment.

 

[Happy2]

Your a liability to the environment.

No I said that to the wife once She loved a burn off

 

[homer]

No I said that to the wife once She loved a burn off

What....is that a case of baked bean overdosed?

 

[Happy2]

What....is that a case of baked bean overdosed?

No No she was to lady like to ever light one of those

 

[homer]

Well you can call her a tree hugger...either one of them depending on the degree of environmental friendliness one gets.

 

[bushseeker]

Lost my virginity in that thing

 

[Sexty8]

I give her a wash and wax once a month, period.

 

[Happy2]

I give her a wash and wax once a month, period.

Period or no period

 

[homer]

Boy, she's jerking a bit today.

 

[bushseeker]

Dont have to touch her.. she just keeps going and going

 

[bushseeker]

Ahh think of the good times giving all my mates a ride in her

 

[homer]

What's your ANCAP rating baby?

 

[bushseeker]

Had a good run out of her but yea just not worth keeping ill get what I can for her and get something better
something I can fit more in and costs less to keep going would be ideal

 

[Happy2]

Well I've had you serviced I'm now off to langtrees to get myself serviced

 

[homer]

Oh crap, bird poo on your bonnet.

 

[Happy2]

Just to reverse it for a change What many men want to say to there wife but not their car

Bend over I want to stick something up your exhaust

 

[homer]

I love big booty and I cannot lie...

 

[bad apple]

Im gonna put my junk inside your trunk

 

[DavidB86]

I remember a time when those wrinkles weren't there, damn leather seats.

 

[Viktoria Richards]

I remember a time when those wrinkles weren't there, damn leather seats.

OMG!!!! I would get offended as girlfriend!!! FUNNY though ;D

 

[homer]

Yes your boot looks big from behind...it does...

 

[Happy2]

Would you guys mind going in the backdoor The fronts full

 

[lookinglong]

 

[Amanda Secrets]

I only want to rent it not buy it

 

[Sharaz]

You can always upgrade

 

[homer]

Power steering is gone, hard to get her to turn corners these days.

Time to patch up the plumbing, i can see she's leaking.

Hmmm....saggy tyres

 

[Tania Admin]

She's a drifter

 

[homer]

She puffs white smokes when I put my foot down.

I tried to floor it but she just wouldn't go.

Hmmm....skid marks...