Things you can say about your car but Not your Girlfriend

[homer]

Yeah it's got 6 airbags.

 

[Happy2]

She's only 10 years old

 

[homer]

Look, big melons.

 

[Happy2]

Look, big melons.

You say, Look , big melons when talking about your car Homer?
Strange

 

[homer]

You say, Look , big melons when talking about your car Homer?
Strange

Yes, how do you know?

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Checkout her Booty

 

[Happy2]

She doesn't complain when I put my foot down.

 

[homer]

Oh, look it's leaking.

 

[Happy2]

Theres no traction in the old girl

 

[homer]

That's some lumbar support.

 

[Happy2]

Its a beautiful day here in the city of Perth hows about we go out and drive around with your top down

 

[homer]

Look ma, keyless entry.

 

[Happy2]

The upholstery is stuffed Too much sun

 

[homer]

Aww...you've got a flat tyre.

 

[Happy2]

I'm going to bang you against that wall until your airbags inflate

 

[homer]

A blown gasket, I swear is the most expensive thing I have to fix for you!

 

[Amanda Secrets]

Seen better days, needs a complete rebuild, rings gone blows smoke, def needs a good lube and the nipples greased. Time to trade her in on a newer model

 

[homer]

I see your in need of a wash.

 

[Langtrees VIP Darwin]

 

[Amanda Secrets]

 

[Amanda Secrets]

Probably shouldn't refer to your GF like this either !!

 

[Adrianna Lush]

Recently my client said "I like them fast not old". I think he was talking about cars...

 

[Langtrees VIP Darwin]

Probably shouldn't refer to your GF like this either !!
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hahahaha funny, thats a good one

 

[Sexty8]

If I leave her here overnight, there's a wet spot in the morning..

 

[Adrianna Lush]

If I leave her here overnight, there's a wet spot in the morning..

She's been leaking for a while now...mmight need something to tighten her up

 

[chibi]

Upgraded to a French model you say? They're pretty stylish, but the German ones can really go!

 

[Sexty8]

She's really thirsty, and the faster I go, the more she drinks.....

 

[Terces Erif]

I left her in the workshop to fix up and got a replacement for those days!

 

[Happy2]

I left her in the workshop to fix up and got a replacement for those days!

The replacement was it a new model Or an old clunker?

 

[Terces Erif]

The replacement was it a new model Or an old clunker?

ha ha ha....luckily that was a new one, well almost new one...