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Phoebe & Night Owl's Bitching Thread

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Night Owl said:
I could be wrong mate but I think we have become the main attraction on TS
I am expecting at any moment now @Tania Smiley will offer us both a pay per word & full moderator privileges package.
I am probably gonna be a bit nonchalant & play hard to get but just follow my lead mate 👍
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Like Elton John said to George Michael , Right behind ya...
 
Night Owl said:
Um yeah nah given your particular 'kinks' I'm really not comfortable at all with that sorry mate 😬
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Awwwwwww.. My open mind scares you very narrow one... :) Next time you see Alan Joyce on the TV think where his, lips have been....
 
Phoebe said:
Awwwwwww.. My open mind scares you very narrow one... :) Next time you see Alan Joyce on the TV think where his, lips have been....
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Um no
I think it best I leave that particular category of fantasizing/self pleasuring to you mate to be completely honest 😐
 
Night Owl said:
Um no
I think it best I leave that particular category of fantasizing/self pleasuring to you mate to be completely honest 😐
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Awwwww once again... Its all okay... I know you can only missionary pozzie that's all fine we all can't be the same...
 
Phoebe said:
Awwwww once again... Its all okay... I know you can only missionary pozzie that's all fine we all can't be the same...
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Whilst I base most life decisions on & seek guidance from the Bible - in particular Leveticus 18:22 I certainly aren't a missionary mate but never say never! Perhaps after all of this COVD-19 madness is behind us I may well follow my heart & spread the wonder & joy of the writings of the Old Testament to the masses? 😔
 
Night Owl said:
Whilst I base most life decisions on & seek guidance from the Bible - in particular Leveticus 18:22 I certainly aren't a missionary mate but never say never! Perhaps after all of this COVD-19 madness is behind us I may well follow my heart & spread the wonder & joy of the writings of the Old Testament to the masses? 😔
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Barf... Religion has caused more issues than anything else on the planet.
 
OMG! You 2. Still haven't figured out to do your bitching at each other on THIS thread 😂🤣🤣

Instead every day I come across your bickering (like 2 old ladies fighting over toilet paper) on a whole heap of threads and have to move it all here so we can keep the other threads on track.

Now back to it.
 
Tania Smiley said:
OMG! You 2. Still haven't figured out to do your bitching at each other on THIS thread 😂🤣🤣

Instead every day I come across your bickering (like 2 old ladies fighting over toilet paper) on a whole heap of threads and have to move it all here so we can keep the other threads on track.

Now back to it.
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If it was not for us 2 TS would be dead.. we are keeping it alive .. I would say single handedly but that may be taken out of context.
 
Madam Jacqui said:
Yes yes both of you are the Main Attraction ❤😘😘
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Well if you want us both SEPARATELY to entertain you, then cough up some payment... I offer a basic tease by text service of $100 Buck per post that is deemed funny if you want a hint of sarcasm that's an extra $50.. okay sounds fair...
 
Phoebe said:
Well if you want us both SEPARATELY to entertain you, then cough up some payment... I offer a basic tease by text service of $100 Buck per post that is deemed funny if you want a hint of sarcasm that's an extra $50.. okay sounds fair...
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Deemed funny you say?
Oh my 😩 however do you pay your bills?
 
Phoebe said:
NESB = None English Speaking BackGround.
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Yes mate I was raised by a tribe of Tibetan Dwarves who's native tongue was Pig Latin.
I am still trying to master converting the Queens English to Pig Latin back to English & then back to Pig Latin.
Apparently because of this lengthy & gruelling process I will never be able to type fast enough to become a Telegram sender which is a shame because I have always felt that that is my true calling in life 🙄
 
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"Like 2 old ladied fighting over toilet paper" I believe @Tania Smiley that this will be a phrase that will remain with us forevermore & will one day be as commonly used as -
"I'm as dry as an Arabs fart"
"She was all over him like a cheap suit" and last but not least
"Keener than a fat boy onto a cupcake" 😀
It really warms the cockles of my heart just knowing that some good will result from the COVD - 19 crisis afterall 😄
 
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