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Phoebe & Night Owl's Bitching Thread

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Good morning👍😎

What time will the slinging match begin please?

Looking forward to the entertainment 🤣😂
 
Night Owl said:
The word on the street Tania is Phoebe broke the fingernail on his typing finger & is frantically trying 2 find an emergency nail salon 🤔
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Dont worry I have 3 full size diamond nail files, 3 pairs of nail clippers, a cuticle tool, nail buffers, nail brush, a few bottles of polish including nail hardener which is clear. :) All good here thanks...
 
Phoebe said:
Maybe I am famous for me sexual exploits especially in Germany... but this is too much fame for me..
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Or maybe the OP figured u would just hijack the thread & send it of on a dozen different tangents as u so often do & added ur name 2 make things easier 4 u!!! 🤣
 
Phoebe said:
Maybe I am famous for me sexual exploits especially in Germany... but this is too much fame for me..
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And when you say "sexual exploits" are you referring to your bum crack sniffing obsession?
Just askin 4 a friend 😂
 
Night Owl said:
And when you say "sexual exploits" are you referring to your bum crack sniffing obsession?
Just askin 4 a friend 😂
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YOU don't have any FRIENDS, and where you are they are normally called Cell Mates. I am really amazed how the screws have not found you on being on the web... :) what tricks you doing for them...
 
Phoebe said:
Dont worry I have 3 full size diamond nail files, 3 pairs of nail clippers, a cuticle tool, nail buffers, nail brush, a few bottles of polish including nail hardener which is clear. :) All good here thanks...
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I urgently need 2 file my dishlicker mates claws any chance I could borrow a diamond encrusted nail file mate?
 
Phoebe said:
YOU don't have any FRIENDS, and where you are they are normally called Cell Mates. I am really amazed how the screws have not found you on being on the web... :) what tricks you doing for them...
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I have many real life friends but very few cyber friends which suits me fine mate 😉
 
Phoebe said:
So why you always online then? LOL
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I'm not always on here at all mate & certainly not as much as some but I must admit I have been on here quite a bit of late but mostly due 2 the fact that I have been participating in social distancing & self isolation requirements & I am as bored as bat shit 🥴
 
Night Owl said:
I'm not always on here at all mate & certainly not as much as some but I must admit I have been on here quite a bit of late but mostly due 2 the fact that I have been participating in social distancing & self isolation requirements & I am as bored as bat shit 🥴
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Awwwwwwww I suppose being banged up in Casuarina like you are, you should be used of social isolation.. :)
 
Tania Smiley said:
In the NT Casuarina is our local shopping centre.
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I always thought a Casaurina was a native Australian tree?
But then again unlike certain others that grace us with their mere presence here I do not profess to know absolutely everything about every single topic, subject or world event but having said thar nor do I have a fetish for ladies undergarments,
a collection of expensive French perfume, a bit of kit worthy of a high end nail salon & a penchant for sniffing every bum crack that comes within 10 feet of me Tania! 😯
 
Phoebe said:
Awwwwwwww I suppose being banged up in Casuarina like you are, you should be used of social isolation.. :)
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Mate if you are building up to asking me if I could organize conjugal visits for you with some of the more 'masculine' inmates please stop beating around the bush & just come out & ask me ffs!!!! 😉
 
Night Owl said:
Mate if you are building up to asking me if I could organize conjugal visits for you with some of the more 'masculine' inmates please stop beating around the bush & just come out & ask me ffs!!!! 😉
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I got a few pen pals up in Bandyup Women's Jail all good here...

Night Owl said:
I have a fetish for ladies undergarments,
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Womens undies are comfy as to wear, YOU should try it... You won't ever go back..

Night Owl said:
bum crack
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I only sniff front crack THANKS!
 
Phoebe said:
I got a few pen pals up in Bandyup Women's Jail all good here...



Womens undies are comfy as to wear, YOU should try it... You won't ever go back..



I only sniff front crack THANKS!
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Suuuuuuure you do mate 😉
 
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