Who's a wee bit afraid of dentists?

Kylie Middleton

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I've been working myself up to going to the dentist for a teeth cleaning for the last 6 months. I'm terrified that they'll find something wrong, not because of any pain but because of the cost!
 

markeys

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I have and always will hate going to the Dentist,
my current solution is a gorgeous blond young lady dentist who seems to rub her boobs over my head while she is working, this seems to alleviate a lot of the stress and worry while Im at the dentist,
 

Rachy

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I go to the dentist every 6 weeks for a check up, my teeth are very sensitive and sometimes ache for no real reason, my daughters also go every 6 months to a pediatric dentist lol costs me a fortune but i would prefer that than them be scared.
 

Rachy

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OH and i seriously would rather have a root canal treatment that a clean anyday... im not scared of the dentist but i dread a clean, that is painfull,
 

Phoebe

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I go to the dentist every 6 weeks for a check up, my teeth are very sensitive and sometimes ache for no real reason, my daughters also go every 6 months to a pediatric dentist lol costs me a fortune but i would prefer that than them be scared.

Do you think it could be an allergic reaction to putting condoms in your mouth!! LOL
 

Rachy

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Dont you think a receptionist with a mouth full of condoms be hard to chat with over the phone? ;)

Well as a receptionist i dont really get a chance to do that so we can rule that out lol :)
 

Phoebe

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Well as a receptionist i dont really get a chance to do that so we can rule that out lol :)

I retract my comment... I posted that without seeing " Staff Member" I retract my comment, please accept my apologies.. :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:singing::singing::singing::singing::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

I need to stop crawling... :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
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Happy2

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I retract my comment... I posted that without seeing " Staff Member" I retract my comment, please accept my apologies.. :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:singing::singing::singing::singing::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

I need to stop crawling... :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
I believe crawling is one of the few ways the Aussie male gets to exercise , what with this couch potatoe lifestyle that's ever growing
So keep crawling it is good for you
 

chibi

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Oh and the female dentist keeps leaning her big boob on me when she does it ;)
hahah

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sunyun

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I REEEEALY like the idea of a hot female dentist rubbing her boobs all over my face as she drills down - wait, scrub that 'drills down' bit !

I used to have big problems with dentists, but I have recently taken to leaning over and taking a good pinch of his inner thigh with a pair of eight inch pliers as soon as I sit down.

Then I say, " Hey, Doc, we're not going to hurt each other, are we ?"

No problems with the dentist now !
 

svengali

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When I was a teenager Dentists were right up there with Freddy Kreuger for fear factor. I can still remember those old drills with the little electric motors and miles of rubber drive bands running along the arms......:arghh:

My current dentist is an absolute gem - Joseph Lee at Beaufort Street Dental Service in Mount Lawley. I drive miles to see him even though I no longer work in that area. He even uses a topical anaesthetic to numb my gum before using the needle although that is still the worst part.

I have a checkup every 6 months and make the next appointment as I leave the surgery so it doesn't get overlooked, that way the problems are caught while they are still small.
 
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Rochelle

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Ohhhhhhhhh and arrrrrrrrggggggggg the smell........the noise.........the atmosphere.........:eek:
My mum took us kids to the dentist twice a year.......religiously :arghh: and I can't even complain as I am lucky to have a full set of good teeth.....but still........just the thought of the possible possibilities.........:dead::confused:
 

Phoebe

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Ohhhhhhhhh and arrrrrrrrggggggggg the smell........the noise.........the atmosphere.........:eek:
My mum took us kids to the dentist twice a year.......religiously :arghh: and I can't even complain as I am lucky to have a full set of good teeth.....but still........just the thought of the possible possibilities.........:dead::confused:

I love dentists. easy as, walk in sit down open up and just think about beautiful women... really its not that bad...
 
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