What would you do if you Won $1Million......................

[Viktoria Richards]

Let's see now, $1,000,000 / $400 = 2,500 visits to Langtrees (assuming no extras or price hikes).

2,500 / 3 visits per week = 833 weeks

833 / 52 weeks per year = 16 years

So I'd be set until I'm nearly 60. Does that count as a sound investment strategy?

hahah awesome

 

[Linda]

EVERY THING OF COURSE​

 

[homer]

I worked out a million would only last me for regular visits at LT's for one year, so I'd either have to budget carefully, or find someone who wants me for what's on the inside

Fly to Thailand, they love you a long long long long.....time...you can even have a maid with your harem.

 

[Dallas]

Fly to Thailand, they love you a long long long long.....time...you can even have a maid with your harem.

If I got love for long long time.. I'd be maid... err. I mean made!... well probably both.. I know how relationships work

 

[Master Yoda]

I would buy a shop of some sort. And live a life where I close the door and leave the world out side with the people I want to be with......

 

[Happychappy]

I would buy a cadin on a cruise ship and sail all year round. Just love the smell of the sea air.

 

[Sophie Lee]

Live off the interest & be very charitable.

 

[Rochelle]

maybe some company for my beetle...............

 

[homer]

Your essentially driving a Porsche Rochi.

 

[Taslyn Pierce]

I'd go on a huge shopping spree
Spoil my family then buy a house here and a house in Houston
Then travel the world with my lover

 

[scarlett lee]

Buy you some Knickers Jaqui

 

[Rochelle]

I'd go on a huge shopping spree
Spoil my family then buy a house here and a house in Houston
Then travel the world with my lover

Why Houston????????

Your essentially driving a Porsche Rochi.

I know Homer. I let you in on a secret....my VW is actually a Porsche in disguise........at least according to my last speeding ticket.

 

[homer]

Why Houston????????

I know Homer. I let you in on a secret....my VW is actually a Porsche in disguise........at least according to my last speeding ticket.

LoL...i know right. While it's not land speed breaking record but it flies after giving it enough juice and time.

Speaking of speeding ticket...I was in NSW not so long ago, and driving there gave me a shock. They actually have signs at every traffic light that has camera. The same goes for school zone cameras, and mobile cameras. There were like 2 or 3 signs 50 metres before the mobile camera, and I thought WTH. How are they gonna make $$$, how are they gonna snap people by surprise and issue them a hefty fine at the same time??? This never happens in WA anymore...a bit Michael Douglas happening in WA..."Greed i$ Good $$$".

 

[Ginger Spice]

House!

 

[Shari Baby]

Relax

 

[XLNC]

OMG! OMG! OMG! Guess who scored the jackpot last night?!

So long, suckers!

 

[bepp]

Stop dreaming XLNC

 

[Happy2]

OMG! OMG! OMG! Guess who scored the jackpot last night?!

So long, suckers!

OMG! OMG OMG!! He's gone he's Really really gone

Everybody wins

 

[TheRoamingEyeball]

Invest and keep working. Woot to no debt! ^^

 

[Farm Boy 2]

Its not as much as you think , the best and safest thing would be to bye CBA at the moment that will get you12269 shares giving you a tax free dividend of about 40K per annum better than a pension but no ticket to easy street ,

 

[homer]

Money you see now, gone in a flash.

 

[XLNC]

Stop dreaming XLNC

I was sleep-pisting. Funnily enough, a few hours later I found out I did win... $5.75 net.

I hope I wasn't out of line with that suckers crack. Mates, friends, buddies, pals.

 

[bepp]

WHAT YOU won lotto whens the party.dont forget your mates

 

[XLNC]

I was going to retire on my winnings but blew it all (and then some) on the parking.

 

[Taslyn Pierce]

Buy you some Knickers Jaqui

HahahahahahahhahahahahaHahahahahahahhahahahaha

 

[Happy2]

$1 000 000
How much is that to a langtrees girl?
Well if you get to keep half of the $400 1 hour fee and never share with the taxman That's 5000 sessions

 

[homer]

$1 000 000
How much is that to a langtrees girl?
Well if you get to keep half of the $400 1 hour fee and never share with the taxman That's 5000 sessions

It's a long time cumming...

 

[Happy2]

It's a long time cumming...

Well I hope the lady doesn't have to wait til the 500th "Guest" to cum

 

[homer]

as long as she collects her toll, it matters not.

 

[pause78]

To quote Office Space (the greatest movie of all time): "Two chicks at the same time, man"