Things clients say that can ruin the mood.

[Nymph]

"What's your real name?"
"Do you do privates? My wife isn't home on a Monday."
"Where do you live?"
"How many clients have you had today?"
"Just kiss it.", "just rub it on the outside", "I'm clean I promise".

 

[vader]

.........."Just the tip"....................

 

[Happy2]

Almost every booking I get asked "where do you work?". My standard answer is " public service " and 90% of the ladies leave it at that, which is great. That other 10% though that push and push. No, I don't want to give that sort of detail to you and if my answers are vague it's because I'm being polite.

Tell the lady you're a public servant by all means

But if pressed you can let it slip you are with the Taxation department

 

[Happy2]

You look like a favourite actor of mine
Charles Bronson

 

[Nymph]

You look like a favourite actor of mine
Charles Bronson

Stirling Archer looks like Charles Bronson?

You are showing your age Happy2
My dad liked Charles Bronson too.

Or is that something WL's say to you often

 

[Happy2]

Stirling Archer looks like Charles Bronson?

You are showing your age Happy2
My dad liked Charles Bronson too.

Or is that something WL's say to you often

Mini me was the last comparison actually

 

[Nymph]

Mini me was the last comparison actually

 

[Happy2]

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You've been called a tripod?
Colour me intrigued

 

[Jade Layne]

The most disrespectful I think are

"what's your real name"
"whats a girl like you doing in a place like this"
"have you had a busy day?"

And the biggest mood killer ever goes to
"you're too pretty to be a wh*re"

 

[Nymph]

The most disrespectful I think are

"what's your real name"
"whats a girl like you doing in a place like this"
"have you had a busy day?"

And the biggest mood killer ever goes to
"you're too pretty to be a wh*re"

That last one is shocking. I've never had a client be that rude but agree with "what's a girl like you doing in a place like this?" I would have thought the answer to that would be obvious. Some just don't get it.

 

[Happy2]

Nymph and Jade
That reminds me of a line from a old Marrilion song
When a punter says something similar to a working girl

Next line is
If I'm a lowlife sugar
What's that make you?

 

[Buk]

I've never dreamed of saying any of the above derogatory comments. If anything, sometimes I'll tease my favourite lady and say to her,"Now be serious and tell me you love me" and we both crack up laughing. Nothing like some humour for foreplay.

 

[Opencpl4femfun]

Would you class the majority of mood killing comments as being mean, nervous or just genuinely stupid (as in socially retarded who says dumb shit in any situation but has no idea what they're actually saying)?

I'm picturing myself going to a W/L for the first time and easily see myself saying something dumb like "had a busy day?" or "flat out tonight?" just purely from nerves as I'd ask anyone that question normally I'd be mortified if my nervous comment ruined her mood and I found out too late before I apologised or was able to make it up to her

 

[Nymph]

I have to say, these comments are only common for single male clients. Ladies or couples are much more sensitive in nature and I find the time restraint on a booking with a couple far more nerve racking for everyone involved, especially if it is a first time thing. I think ladies like to take our sensual time and want to have fun as we can orgasm so many more times than men and comfort is such a huge factor. A hotel room overnight stay lingerie party with drinks and tunes sounds more like it. No pressure, just fun.

Some ladies disagree but I wouldn't recommend a brothel for couple play unless you are seasoned players; swingers parties are the best place to meet IMHO. Single guys tend to dominate some parties unless you go to a couples and single ladies night. But benefits include NSA, get to go home whenever you want and I believe that in the first 10 minutes you can tell if you are attracted to someone sexually or not. There is no pressure to play and you are welcome to watch! Best part is it turns out a lot cheaper and more satisfying when you find people that you click with.

Just my opinion

But I think most ladies would read nervousness and not take socially awkward comments to heart. I think I'd find it cute

 

[XLNC]

...I'm picturing myself going to a W/L for the first time and easily see myself saying something dumb like "had a busy day?" or "flat out tonight?" just purely from nerves as I'd ask anyone that question normally ...

Hehe, that reminds me of a favourite PML of mine. I usually see her in the evening after work and, being very familiar and comfortable with each other, often talk like a married couple.
Her: "Busy day, dear?"
Me: "Flat out, darling."
Her: "You certainly will be soon!"

I'm hoping we'll progress to the next level soon, where she eases me into an armchair, removes my shoes and fetches my slippers, as I fill my pipe and peruse the paper to see what the devil is going on in Suez now. Ah, wedded bliss!

 

[XLNC]

You look like a favourite actor of mine
Charles Bronson

Stirling Archer looks like Charles Bronson?

You are showing your age Happy2
My dad liked Charles Bronson too.

Or is that something WL's say to you often

Given the title of the thread, I thought that was something a client (e.g. H2) might say to a WL that possibly could ruin the mood.

PS. Bronson was one of my favourite actors too, so I guess I'm old enough to be your daddy too.

 

[Happy2]

Hehe, that reminds me of a favourite PML of mine. I usually see her in the evening after work and, being very familiar and comfortable with each other, often talk like a married couple.
Her: "Busy day, dear?"
Me: "Flat out, darling."
Her: "You certainly will be soon!"

I'm hoping we'll progress to the next level soon, where she eases me into an armchair, removes my shoes and fetches my slippers, as I fill my pipe and peruse the paper to see what the devil is going on in Suez now. Ah, wedded bliss!

And after youve had your slipers brought in and she asks if you'd like a quick "Rub" you say not tonight Darlin I'm to tired hand over the $200 and go home ?

 

[Babette of Darwin]

A lot of the men I see say its their first time, but having said that a few of the older men have seen w/l before and know exactly what to do. But first timers can be nervous and may say something silly accidentally, I usually takes nerves into account and try to relax them with conversation and laughter. The biggest turn offs for me are men with bad breath, men who send dick pics, and men who ring me outside of my working hours. Maybe Ive been lucky but the clients I have had have never been disrespectful, having said that I've had a few regulars who have always paid me in the past turn up have sex and then say oh I forgot my wallet.... Funny thing is I haven't seen them since... Lesson learnt!!!!

 

[XLNC]

And after youve had your slipers brought in and she asks if you'd like a quick "Rub" you say not tonight Darlin I'm to tired hand over the $200 and go home ?

Yes, pretty much. How do you know her rate?

 

[Happy2]

Given the title of the thread, I thought that was something a client (e.g. H2) might say to a WL that possibly could ruin the mood.

PS. Bronson was one of my favourite actors too, so I guess I'm old enough to be your daddy too.

So if you ever meet Nymph your going to use the ol
"Who's your daddy ?"

Yes, pretty much. How do you know her rate?

Its all in the little red book Charges for seeing OADs

 

[Nymph]

So if you ever meet Nymph your going to use the ol
"Who's your daddy ?"

Its all in the little red book Charges for seeing OADs

Oh I hope so H2

 

[Miss Monique]

The classic one for me was "do you get much work because your old" funny enough that gentleman became a regular customer. I never understand the are you busy question or how many have you seen today etc.

 

[XLNC]

... I never understand the are you busy question or how many have you seen today etc.

That's to help us decide how thoroughly we should worship at your temple. The fewer the number of previous visitors that day (ideally none), the more likely we are to explore every nook and cranny without fear of licking up a stray sperm of a competitor left behind. It's quite a primitive instinct, happens a lot in the animal kingdom. I'm sure Sir David Attenborough would have said something about it at some point in the last few decades.

 

[Happy2]

That's to help us decide how thoroughly we should worship at your temple. The fewer the number of previous visitors that day (ideally none), the more likely we are to explore every nook and cranny without fear of licking up a stray sperm of a competitor left behind. It's quite a primitive instinct, happens a lot in the animal kingdom. I'm sure Sir David Attenborough would have said something about it at some point in the last few decades.

Oh come on Your XLNC It's just a variation on " To walk in another mans shoes"

 

[JustMe]

Not the shoes in this case - just the box they came in.

 

[gill Grissom]

Bit disrespectful there more then a box you just come in maybe your fucking trees with holes in to much just and if your licking other guys deposit then hell no's what your seeing xlnc dead ones in the gutter or what

 

[Happy2]

Gill I am sure His XLNC was just showing of his wonderfully eclectic and maybe at times warped sense of humour

 

[XLNC]

Bit disrespectful there more then a box you just come in maybe your f**king trees with holes in to much just and if your licking other guys deposit then hell no's what your seeing xlnc dead ones in the gutter or what

Grissom, I have no idea what you said but CSI has never been the same since you left. Welcome back.

Gill I am sure His XLNC was just showing of his wonderfully eclectic and maybe at times warped sense of humour

Thanks a lot, spoilsport! I think there were probably more than a few whom I might have landed with that explanation, particularly after I dropped Sir David's name. Someone even rated my post as Informative... Oh wait, that was you.

 

[Happy2]

Thanks a lot, spoilsport! I think there were probably more than a few whom I might have landed with that explanation, particularly after I dropped Sir David's name. Someone even rated my post as Informative... Oh wait, that was you.

I did? Surely not!!
The staff have been at the medicinal brandy again And using my computer
Thats what's happened

 

[JustMe]

Bit disrespectful there more then a box you just come in maybe your f**king trees with holes in to much just and if your licking other guys deposit then hell no's what your seeing xlnc dead ones in the gutter or what

No disrespect meant just tongue in cheek banter. Had to read your post a few times to try and understand what you were saying but I think I got about 95% of the gist of it.
Probably getting off subject now anyway.