Joke of the day

[Bambi]

 

[Bambi]

 

[Trickortreat]

What do they spit?? and where, so you cop your own load back, Alpacas are smart creatures..

No, the next aussie that goes to pet the cute alpaca cops my load because they are smart animals

 

[Phoebe]

No, the next aussie that goes to pet the cute alpaca cops my load because they are smart animals

That sounds like a racist Alpaca.... does it boo too ??

 

[juddy]

 

[Phoebe]

 

[Phoebe]

 

[juddy]

 

[pause78]

Now that's my sense of humour, love it Alice

 

[Phoebe]

 

[Phoebe]

 

[Zara Daniels]

"All while giving a foot massage" lol

 

[Phoebe]

 

[Zara Daniels]

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lol love it!!!

 

[Phoebe]

 

[bepp]

((((( Phoebe )))))

 

[juddy]

 

[bakerboy]

 

[Phoebe]

 

[Jade Layne]

 

[Phoebe]

 

[Phoebe]

 

[Viktoria Richards]

A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 200,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal." "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "If I only can sell the car. "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore." The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "why should I? It only has 60,000 miles on it.

 

[bepp]

A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 200,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal." "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "If I only can sell the car. "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore." The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "why should I? It only has 60,000 miles on it.

Dumb blonde

 

[Phoebe]

Dumb blonde

if you look at the joke, the friend tells her the mechanic will wind the clock back to 50,000 miles now the friend saw her 1 month later and its got 60,000 miles on it, so the blonde did 10,000 miles in a month... hmmmm now why would she sell it a car that reliable .... logic bomb there people......

So maybe the blonde ain't that silly after all..

 

[Happy2]

if you look at the joke, the friend tells her the mechanic will wind the clock back to 50,000 miles now the friend saw her 1 month later and its got 60,000 miles on it, so the blonde did 10,000 miles in a month... hmmmm now why would she sell it a car that reliable .... logic bomb there people......

So maybe the blonde ain't that silly after all..

Maybe the mechanics blonde And he didn't get the math right ?

 

[Phoebe]

Maybe the mechanics blonde And he didn't get the math right ?

Typical male!!

 

[User184]

 

[Happy2]

Typical male!!

What Willing to point out we ain't all perfect in every way ?
Well yes I guess your right Phoebe

 

[Phoebe]

What Willing to point out we ain't all perfect in every way ?
Well yes I guess your right Phoebe

Guess means you sound like the mechanic.... I am always right...