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colzilla
I find I'm on the larger side after I've paid.
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Sandi Lang
Dosen't matter how well endowed you are if you can't use it properly you are behind the eight ball.. I would rather someone with experience rather than size
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....I knew I shouldn't have read this thread....bugger!!!
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Exactly, not the car but the driver.
Happy2
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Dont say that!! I mean , your telling me I bought that penis on wheels the E type Jag for Nothing ??
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Ahoy;- I have a Gallion ship, with a crew and bar on board;---my penis extension wins H2
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You reckon? I thought women were not allowed on Ye Olde ships, Bad luck and all that
Whats the point of having a 12incher if your on board a ship with dozens of sex starved MEN and no wenches HP?
Worse still many of those pirates will be extra horny after a few rums
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Ahoy;- H2, excellent comment. The reAson why wenches are bad luck on a SHIP is an obvious one, Weeeeee Arrrrrr all Partying and off course, ram the ship onto rocks. Wenches+rum+Ship= disaster
Ohh by the way, my crew luv to party
Ohh by the way, my crew luv to party
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colzilla
Roger the cabin boy.
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Ohhh my, I wish I had a cabin girl called;-----Rochelle
Happy2
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I guess a cabin boy called rocky will just have to do. Sorry to say HP
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colzilla
Might be worth a flight or boat trip over to Perth Mr Pirate.
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colzilla
How is that going to help you though?... He bring his hovercraft especially for you.
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colzilla
Will you be able to pick up your cyber pal Colzilladrillakilla on the way?
Would an E type Jag make it from you're place to perth though?
Would an E type Jag make it from you're place to perth though?
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You know how you always wanted that darn super duper remote control toy car that runs on BP ultimate 98. Then one day you finally got it, you run it around the house, around the backyard running it into walls, and other objects. Then you think I should bring this to the track, but then too embarrass to do so because you don't know how to race it properly? 007 won't be 007 if he doesn't know how to be a spy.
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It would be fine from Perth to the Valley Then it would smell gravel road I think it may be programmed to stop dead within 20metres of gravel Beautiful driveways up to your mansion excluded of course Colzilladrillakilla
Is your name getting longer or am I getting drunker?
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colzilla
Are you drunk?... It's a bit early isn't it.
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Ahoy Lads;- Yep we shall do it one day. I will sail into town, we shall have a grand Party, then all end up at Langtrees where the party will continue.
The Rum on me Lads, Cheers
The Rum on me Lads, Cheers
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The Rum!! only the miserable rum ? C'mon we can all afford a bottle of rum its the LT's pleasures your meant to be paying for Surely you looted and pillaged your way to Perth in your Galleon Captain Happy
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Lilly Sweetheart
Who cares! So long as you have a penis long enough to hit the G-spot and wide enough to touch my vag walls then it's a goer!!
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Farm Boy
And also without a Tongue in your mouth speech is impossible , the same thing holds true when a truly enormous dick is in ones ,,,,,,,,,
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The latter part of your post FB I do hope you are not talking from experience , are we
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colzilla
Mines called Golly because every time a girl sees it she goes... "Golly!"