BYO Condom

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy, on average the right one Bro Col

Ahoy! Which cheek?

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy bro Yoda, we all have our talents, the girls learn the faster they pour, the shorter the Punt becomes LOL

Geez....Bro Pirate. If you closed your eyes it'll be like an angel pissing in your throat. ....

 

[colzilla]

Sometimes punts aren't short enough.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy Bro Col, I have to agree with you, sometimes they get all chatty and sweet,
When you are an Old Pirate, time is pericious.
Cheers Lads, have a good weekend

Sometimes punts aren't short enough.

 

[colzilla]

Ahoy! I've done punts where I wished to Christ that it would just f'n end...

God help the blokes who pay for an hour

 

[Master Yoda]

God is good to me.

 

[colzilla]

After the first 2 minutes what do you do for the other 58?

 

[Master Yoda]

There is much sire

 

[colzilla]

Ummmmmm! 58 minutes to plan your escape?

Lord Yoda be careful I could be a trap.

 

[Master Yoda]

There's always watching an episode of home and away on dvd

 

[homer]

58 minutes of massaging or she better have some interesting topic to talk about.

 

[colzilla]

I like Marilyn. If she was a hooker I'd be there for all of the allotted 30 minutes.

Can't believe Alf is still going he was old hat 30 years ago.

 

[homer]

Marilyn Manson?

 

[colzilla]

No the Bimbo from Home & Away. She's right up there with Steph from Neighbours... In bangability.

 

[homer]

I see Bangability. So this is the big bang theory #69 then.

 

[Master Yoda]

Mmmmmm Penny ...

 

[colzilla]

Penny's mouth moves to much. Someone should shove something in it.

 

[Master Yoda]

I'm sure Leonard has done that.

 

[colzilla]

She wouldn't be getting much of a workout.

 

[Langtrees VIP Perth 3]

Personally I feel that the condom is my responsibility. The risks are too great and remember there are many more nasties for the lady. LOL at least you guys can't get pregnant xx

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy, I always wear them, put them on;----then the old peg Leg gets a little fun
Cheers and Pass the Rum

 

[colzilla]

True kindervermin are the very worst STD

 

[Ginger Spice]

I find the best contraceptive is my personality.

Crocs are the best form of contraception.

 

[Ginger Spice]

So Col if you have a face like an arse Which is how mine has been described before now. Would a W/L charge extra for kissing Because she would consider it Rimming?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Barbosa]

Aayyyyeeeeee Lassie, one only apply s a large condom over the Prince Albert, if need a apply a couple of condoms, then, all hands ready to entry, Ohhhhh eyyyeeeeeeeeee

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... You would have to remove it before a condom can go on it lolll Especially if its a HUGE one

 

[Happy2]

I got a face like one of the Orcs in Lord of the Rim.

We all have a go at the bloke in the workplace who is a brown noser
But would your lord of the Rim be of the brown tongue variety Homie?

 

[homer]

We all have a go at the bloke in the workplace who is a brown noser
But would your lord of the Rim be of the brown tongue variety Homie?

Oh hell no brown tongue for sure...lol...