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How goes it all? I'm a 30 yo lad from the northern suburbs of melbourne. Always up for fun. If your from vic say gray or send me a message or whatever. All ways keen for info ;)
Enjoy yourselves!
 
I was down the road and there is a $50,000,000 lotto tomorrow night, in i went to buy a ticket, clicked to many boxes covering all with the powerball, spent far more than I usually do, but I was convinced I had the winning combination, so ahead I went...now I'll need a lot of quiet time to spend my millions.....
 
User184 said:
Lotto is a tax on people that don't understand statistics.
Absolutely! And a tax on the gullible....whoops! What am I saying....Doh! (With apologies to Homer) -:)
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All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gunna put curlers in her hair......that should take it to appropriate characters.
 
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Ey yup XLNC riding his filly
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Yep, that's pretty much how it went down.

Some viewers may be confused though: my avatar resembles the dashing chap with the magnificent moustache beside the horse, but according to H2 I am supposed to be the (odious albino) dwarf atop her. To those deep thinkers my advice is to call it surreal, a visual depiction of the many wondrous facets of the complex, multi-layered persona that is XLNC, bringing untold joy to the peasantry.
 
Remember Your XLNC The closest you ever got to bringing untold joy the peasantry (This being your untold joy not theirs) was on the poor
girls of your lands wedding nights and you practised Le Droit de Seigneur But I will concede Droit de Jambage and Droit de cuissage were more commonly used by the less formal

Though I think I may have been wrong now I come to think of it It was your wife who got the untold joy As it was another night without you amorous attentions
 
Welcome! Hope you have some fun around here :) I'm pretty fond of the place! Unfortunately I'm not in Melbourne :/ but I'm sure you'll find plenty hiding around here somewhere! ;) xx
 
Hehe yeah I don't think I'll have too many issues finding some fun! Looks like there are some good people here as well! Cheers for the msg. Enjoi yourself xo
 
New to this forum in Melbourne.
looking for real asian escorts in Melbourne.
is there anyone?? Not fake. Sick of fake ones and rude ones.
 
Hi!
Welcome to the forum. This is a creative and friendly space, I'm sure you will find fun here :)

Enjoy!
 
Buk it is with the greatest pleasure i thank you, you must have bought me luck. I just found out I won 11,000 in last Thursdays lotto. As I used my children birthdays, the one that came up gets $5000, the grandchildren get $500 each into their bank accounts and I have enough to buy all the forum members a beer.
So all this week active forum members (10 posts or more) can come into Langtrees of Perth or Canberra and enjoy a complimentary beer on me.Tell reception your forum name and they will treat you like long lost friends, no obligation to see a lady just enjoy our company for an hour or so.
Buk you can drink all night, PM your favorite drink.
 
Thanks Happy just cahnged the title of the thread as every one else has missed my win news.It has made me feel orgasmic. :joyful::joyful::joyful::joyful:
 
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