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what were your overall thoughts on this ad?

  • did you look at the pictures attached?

    Votes: 4 80.0%

  • Do you think the advertiser is genuine?

    Votes: 4 80.0%

  • How long have you been a member?

    Votes: 2 40.0%

  • Are you in Perth?

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  • Total voters
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It is going to happen to all of us at some stage, we have changed our procedures and been very strict on check ins, made it so more private if they scan only comes up as Burswood. I have a meeting next week with health Dept to see if I can avoid having to ask for vaccination certificates.
 
Mrs Langtrees said:
It is going to happen to all of us at some stage, we have changed our procedures and been very strict on check ins, made it so more private if they scan only comes up as Burswood. I have a meeting next week with health Dept to see if I can avoid having to ask for vaccination certificates.
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Hi don't you just need to view the certificate on the Safe WA App?
Not recording who's who in the zoo
that's all the bottle shop's gyms and food outlets have been doing
Cheers The Frenchman
 
Not sure this is as weird as some but a while ago I was having a rub and tug with a mature Aussie lady. Bit wacky to start with but took the massage extremely seriously. After the flip she takes old of the old fella, then my hand and asks me to share a moment of prayer … WTF. Heaven knows what prayer she mumbled but as soon as it finished she cranked up the hand job like the demons of hell were about to join us … never seen a hand move that quick and not totally enjoyable.
 
DHFH said:
Not sure this is as weird as some but a while ago I was having a rub and tug with a mature Aussie lady. Bit wacky to start with but took the massage extremely seriously. After the flip she takes old of the old fella, then my hand and asks me to share a moment of prayer … WTF. Heaven knows what prayer she mumbled but as soon as it finished she cranked up the hand job like the demons of hell were about to join us … never seen a hand move that quick and not totally enjoyable.
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Was she performing an exorcism? 😁
 
SausageMan said:
OK folks,

So what was your weirdest punt of all time? The one that had you shaking your head and wondering what just happened.

Mine was quite a number of years ago; a business trip to Beijing. Had heard on good authority that one could get a good massage in the health club in the basement of the hotel I was staying at in Chaoyangmen. So off I goes to said club to request said services. Male or Female asks the receptionist? Er... female preferably says I. OK but massage first OK? OK. All arranged. Must keep up appareances especially in certain strict countries. I'm directed into the change rooms where I'm greeted by the first massuer (a huge bloke who could fill in for at least two of the three front row rugby positions) and his (somewhat skinny) assistant. I'm assigned a locker and asked to change, which I do being watched the whole time by both of them.... well ok then. He and his assitant then proceed to watch me strip to the birthday suit and put my stuff in my locker. Very .... different. I grab a towel to protect my modesty, and am directed to the massage room and lie down with towel in over the butt.

Whip! Off comes the towel! Apparently "not required"... OK.. feeling somewhat... vulnerable... towel disappears with the assistant... Hmm..

There begins a massage that would make King Kong tear up - this guy had thumbs like iron. About 20 mins in, and after numerous requests to leave at least some muscle attached to bone, he leans down and asks "Salt?"

Er..what?! I look up to see him holding a bottle of sea salt, clearly for some kind of exfoliating scrub. Er... OK go for it. Big mistake; being scrubbed with sea salt by a 300 pound gorilla is like being flayed - more like skin removal than exfoliation!

I'm then asked to turn over. I ask for some kind of towel to cover up. Mr Gorilla looks at me strangely again and brings one back - a face washer!

Well thanks mate - that will go far!

So I'm lying there with a tiny face washer covering my modesty and having my skin removed with sea salt. Then the experience gets even worse.

Mr Gorilla reaches down, grabs my scrote, slaps some salt on my taint and make like he's going to exfoliate! I sit bolt upright with "Fark! ah OK that will do - I think we're finished yeah?" He shrugs and hands me a towel to move to room two. By this time I'm feeling more than a little .... violated... not to mention salty. Luckily in room two is a lovely lady who tells me she's from Yunnan and happily tries to make me forget the previous 30 minutes... to no avail. I stumble back to my room, skin red raw and feeling like a freshly pickle herring, to sit and stare at the curtains, thinking perhaps I should be sitting in the shower listening to the theme song from the Crying Game.

To this day I am still haunted by the memory of a huge face inches from mine asking "SALT?"
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Ouch… Salt & Violence Pickled Penis. If I ever get to travel again…I’ll know what to avoid.
 
Hairybum said:
I've had a couple of odd experiences over the years, the crazy Thai lady that Big Mick encountered was certainly up there but she was batshit crazy so the blame is on me for that one. A weird spooky one was qhen I was living in Brisbane around 2013. I think it was called Star Massage in the CBD. I had been once before and it was pretty standard R'n'T with decent standard of massage.
I walked in and no-one at the front desk. Waited a bit then called out and rang the little bell. Still no-one. I figured everyone is busy l will get going. I stand up and almost walk straight into a tall skinny Chinese girl. Very pretty but clothed in a full length dress eg could not see her feet and long sleeves basically can see her hands and face. The dress is quite figure hugging and her facw was beautiful. She didn't say anything just gave me a follow me gesture.
I told her what I wanted she never said anything just gestured to the room, the shelf for clothes and for me to lie on the massage table. I said 1 hour please but thought I would see about extras when the time came.
She never said a word for the hour. The massage was excellent in the Chinese prodding style and later with the oil technique. It suddenly became very sensual towards the end and then on the flip I expected the usual questions but nothing. She just put a small towel over my eyes then proceeded to give me an amazing HJ. At one stage it felt like a blowjob with some awesome oil two hand squeeze technique she had. Needless to say I shot off like a rocket.
She cleaned me up, still silent and made the gesture for drink. She left and came back with tea and water. I went to get my wallet but she just left the room. I got dressed and waited for a bit, no sign of her. I eventually went back out to the main reception where there was another young Asian woman in shorts and T shirt. I waited for a little bit and then asked her where her colleague was. I didn't get a name so I just deacribed her outfit.
Blank look, no one by that description. WTF I thought, she must've changed clothes. The new girl calls the only other 2 girls working therw. Neither of them are my girl, they are both in shorts and tank tops. Blank looks all round.
They go back to their customer and dInner respectively.
The desk lady just shrugs like "don't know what to tell you buddy" and goes back to her phone. At this stage I have not given anyone any money. I am very confused, did I drop some acid by accident, WTF. I go outside and no-one is around other than some local Brisbanites heading home. I stand around for a while but nothing. I head off wondering if R'n'T joints have ghosts?
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DHFH said:
Not sure this is as weird as some but a while ago I was having a rub and tug with a mature Aussie lady. Bit wacky to start with but took the massage extremely seriously. After the flip she takes old of the old fella, then my hand and asks me to share a moment of prayer … WTF. Heaven knows what prayer she mumbled but as soon as it finished she cranked up the hand job like the demons of hell were about to join us … never seen a hand move that quick and not totally enjoyable.
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Sure it wasn’t the rite of exorjizzum in Latin?
 
Went to see Linda in Vic park a couple of days ago . Massage starts ok then towards the end she puts the vibrater up your ass . Not a big fan of that really 😢 anyway the blow job starts and she puts oil on your finger . By then she's within reach so I shove my finger up her ass 😒 wow not a good move as she jumped that much her knee hit the vibrater and nearly shoved it into my guts . After shedding a slight tear from the event . I actually laughed all the way home
 
Obbie said:
Went to see Linda in Vic park a couple of days ago . Massage starts ok then towards the end she puts the vibrater up your ass . Not a big fan of that really 😢 anyway the blow job starts and she puts oil on your finger . By then she's within reach so I shove my finger up her ass 😒 wow not a good move as she jumped that much her knee hit the vibrater and nearly shoved it into my guts . After shedding a slight tear from the event . I actually laughed all the way home
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Does that make Linda the same person as Jannie who also likes to treat you with the vibrator up the clacker??
 
Hi guys I’m looking for the lady who used to working at jasmine Guildford or we’ll massage midland! If anyone knows where’s she currently working? Please much appreciate!
 
ice70024 said:
Hi guys I’m looking for the lady who used to working at jasmine Guildford or we’ll massage midland! If anyone knows where’s she currently working? Please much appreciate!
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Bad luck mate but my understanding is she was intending to return to her home country at the end of Jan supposedly for 6 or so months. This was just before the outbreak so I assume she’s gone (for now) by now. Plenty of sexy girls still at Jasmines however 😉
 
SausageMan said:
OK folks,

So what was your weirdest punt of all time? The one that had you shaking your head and wondering what just happened.

Mine was quite a number of years ago; a business trip to Beijing. Had heard on good authority that one could get a good massage in the health club in the basement of the hotel I was staying at in Chaoyangmen. So off I goes to said club to request said services. Male or Female asks the receptionist? Er... female preferably says I. OK but massage first OK? OK. All arranged. Must keep up appareances especially in certain strict countries. I'm directed into the change rooms where I'm greeted by the first massuer (a huge bloke who could fill in for at least two of the three front row rugby positions) and his (somewhat skinny) assistant. I'm assigned a locker and asked to change, which I do being watched the whole time by both of them.... well ok then. He and his assitant then proceed to watch me strip to the birthday suit and put my stuff in my locker. Very .... different. I grab a towel to protect my modesty, and am directed to the massage room and lie down with towel in over the butt.

Whip! Off comes the towel! Apparently "not required"... OK.. feeling somewhat... vulnerable... towel disappears with the assistant... Hmm..

There begins a massage that would make King Kong tear up - this guy had thumbs like iron. About 20 mins in, and after numerous requests to leave at least some muscle attached to bone, he leans down and asks "Salt?"

Er..what?! I look up to see him holding a bottle of sea salt, clearly for some kind of exfoliating scrub. Er... OK go for it. Big mistake; being scrubbed with sea salt by a 300 pound gorilla is like being flayed - more like skin removal than exfoliation!

I'm then asked to turn over. I ask for some kind of towel to cover up. Mr Gorilla looks at me strangely again and brings one back - a face washer!

Well thanks mate - that will go far!

So I'm lying there with a tiny face washer covering my modesty and having my skin removed with sea salt. Then the experience gets even worse.

Mr Gorilla reaches down, grabs my scrote, slaps some salt on my taint and make like he's going to exfoliate! I sit bolt upright with "Fark! ah OK that will do - I think we're finished yeah?" He shrugs and hands me a towel to move to room two. By this time I'm feeling more than a little .... violated... not to mention salty. Luckily in room two is a lovely lady who tells me she's from Yunnan and happily tries to make me forget the previous 30 minutes... to no avail. I stumble back to my room, skin red raw and feeling like a freshly pickle herring, to sit and stare at the curtains, thinking perhaps I should be sitting in the shower listening to the theme song from the Crying Game.

To this day I am still haunted by the memory of a huge face inches from mine asking "SALT?"
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Great story and salted nuts !!!
 
Lukey said:
Bad luck mate but my understanding is she was intending to return to her home country at the end of Jan supposedly for 6 or so months. This was just before the outbreak so I assume she’s gone (for now) by now. Plenty of sexy girls still at Jasmines however 😉
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Yes, can confirm this information.
 
Obbie said:
Went to see Linda in Vic park a couple of days ago . Massage starts ok then towards the end she puts the vibrater up your ass . Not a big fan of that really 😢 anyway the blow job starts and she puts oil on your finger . By then she's within reach so I shove my finger up her ass 😒 wow not a good move as she jumped that much her knee hit the vibrater and nearly shoved it into my guts . After shedding a slight tear from the event . I actually laughed all the way home
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Do you have her details still? Could be interesting 😂
 
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