Razdor
Gold Member
I have just received an email from my boss this morning about men!
Here it is and comment of what you think guys.
Why men are happier people:
NICKNAMES
If Kate, Sarah, Emma go out for lunch, they will call each other Kate, Sarah and Emma.
If John, Adam, Mark go out, they will refer each other as Dickhead, Arsehole and Fat Boy.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, John, Adam and Mark will each throw $20, even though the bill is only $42. None of them will admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculator.
BATHROOMS
A guy has seven items in his bathroom: toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, soap, towel, comb.
The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 150. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of them.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of onother argument.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who earns more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting him to change, but he does not
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals
SLEEPING
Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
So, what do you think guys?
Here it is and comment of what you think guys.
Why men are happier people:
NICKNAMES
If Kate, Sarah, Emma go out for lunch, they will call each other Kate, Sarah and Emma.
If John, Adam, Mark go out, they will refer each other as Dickhead, Arsehole and Fat Boy.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, John, Adam and Mark will each throw $20, even though the bill is only $42. None of them will admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculator.
BATHROOMS
A guy has seven items in his bathroom: toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, soap, towel, comb.
The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 150. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of them.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of onother argument.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who earns more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting him to change, but he does not
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals
SLEEPING
Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
So, what do you think guys?
