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What is the funniest thing a client has said or done???

Isabellagarcia

Isabellagarcia

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Ill start off with a funny one... I had a client who had seen me twice come and see me this particular time he brought me a shopping bag full of every type of nut you could think of I did think okay this is a bit odd but lucky I love nuts 🤣 curiosity got the better of me i said I am incredible grateful for your gift but can I ask why the nuts he stated " because you remind me of an absolute nut " bahahahahha 🤣 (I am very bubbly and have a good sense of humour)
 
The above wasn't the first time
WildBrumby said:
I think they'll get the drift when you put the oil, helmet and pads on and launch yourself down the stairs. I'd be a return customer just for that....🤣
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Its not the only time I've slid actually... a client booked me in the pm evening time and in the walkway directly infront of the wood front door with glass panels was a mat, I went to walk on the long mat towards the front door in heels which is on top of vanished wood floors the mat slid into the front door and so did i cracking the glass I open the door and my client says " have you been drinking " hahahahahah i said no actually i very rarely drink 🤣🤣🤣
 
Isabellagarcia said:
The above wasn't the first time

Its not the only time I've slid actually... a client booked me in the pm evening time and in the walkway directly infront of the wood front door with glass panels was a mat, I went to walk on the long mat towards the front door in heels which is on top of vanished wood floors the mat slid into the front door and so did i cracking the glass I open the door and my client says " have you been drinking " hahahahahah i said no actually i very rarely drink 🤣🤣🤣
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You sound like a fun girl to have at parties Isabellagarcia, you'd keep me entertained for hours....🤣
 
I can turn this one around a bit to an emarrassed escort story.
My first ever booking, in another city and I'd chosen a special lady. The booking went well and we were in the shower, now she's quite small but a very fit, muscular girl and she started doing chin-ups on the shower curtain rail. The shower rail became detached from it's mounting and landed square on the top of my head with her still attached. Lots of blood, lots of laughs but fortunately not much pain. The outcome of it all? 8 bookings over the next three years
 
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