What is the funniest thing a client has said or done???

[Isabellagarcia]

Ill start off with a funny one... I had a client who had seen me twice come and see me this particular time he brought me a shopping bag full of every type of nut you could think of I did think okay this is a bit odd but lucky I love nuts curiosity got the better of me i said I am incredible grateful for your gift but can I ask why the nuts he stated " because you remind me of an absolute nut " bahahahahha (I am very bubbly and have a good sense of humour)

 

[Isabellagarcia]

Okay ill add a shocker if I don't laugh ill cry... I had a client much older in age around 70 - 80 not that this matters however, whilst I was literally sucking his cock he starts patting me on my head and saying " you look just like my daughter " I almost fainted in shock

 

[Isabellagarcia]

But then there's also the time a client wanted a oil massage which turned into him massaging me... no complaints here however when the booking ended I didn't stop to think oily feet on carpet would be slippery and slid down two flights of stairs to the front door, ill never forget the look on his face

 

[WildBrumby]

Wow you do all your own stunts Isabella!​

 

[Isabellagarcia]

Wow you do all your own stunts Isabella!​

Maybe I should add this to my service list

 

[WildBrumby]

Maybe I should add this to my service list

You may already have it under extras: Nude Body Slide....

 

[Isabellagarcia]

You may already have it under extras: Nude Body Slide....

Hahahahahahahahaha I like it however maybe I should give a clear description of what is involved as some may get confused

 

[WildBrumby]

Hahahahahahahahaha I like it however maybe I should give a clear description of what is involved as some may get confused

I think they'll get the drift when you put the oil, helmet and pads on and launch yourself down the stairs. I'd be a return customer just for that....

 

[Isabellagarcia]

I think they'll get the drift when you put the oil, helmet and pads on and launch yourself down the stairs. I'd be a return customer just for that....

Hahahahahaha this just gets better and better

 

[Shinn]

You dont want to know what I've done

 

[Isabellagarcia]

You dont want to know what I've done

now I am intrigued please share

 

[LongHair]

Maybe I should add this to my service list

I am sure you have all sorts of cunning stunts

 

[Isabellagarcia]

The above wasn't the first time

I think they'll get the drift when you put the oil, helmet and pads on and launch yourself down the stairs. I'd be a return customer just for that....

Its not the only time I've slid actually... a client booked me in the pm evening time and in the walkway directly infront of the wood front door with glass panels was a mat, I went to walk on the long mat towards the front door in heels which is on top of vanished wood floors the mat slid into the front door and so did i cracking the glass I open the door and my client says " have you been drinking " hahahahahah i said no actually i very rarely drink

 

[WildBrumby]

The above wasn't the first time

Its not the only time I've slid actually... a client booked me in the pm evening time and in the walkway directly infront of the wood front door with glass panels was a mat, I went to walk on the long mat towards the front door in heels which is on top of vanished wood floors the mat slid into the front door and so did i cracking the glass I open the door and my client says " have you been drinking " hahahahahah i said no actually i very rarely drink

You sound like a fun girl to have at parties Isabellagarcia, you'd keep me entertained for hours....