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Some cartoons, bringing this back for a laugh

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Some oldies but oh well

Whats the difference between your wife and your job?
After 5 years your job will still suck..........

Whats the difference between oral and anal sex?
Oral sex makes you day. And anal sex makes your hole weak.......
 
Hahaha.....OMFG this topic has got me in stitches hahaha

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Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

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Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

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Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.
 
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I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?

An arrow.

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

A seat belt.

I’m the highlight of many dates. I’m especially responsive when you put your fingers deep inside me. What am I?

A bowling ball.

What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

Toothpaste.

I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?

Your nose.


All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

An elevator.
 
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