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Since its topical again.... Sharks......

Phoebe

Phoebe

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I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”

I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
 
I was at the beach yesterday when I saw a man swimming in the sea despite the shark warnings.

He duly got attacked by a shark and lost a leg.

I bet he’s kicking himself now.
 
Calling my new dog “Shark” was a mistake.

I’ve been banned from all my local beaches.
 
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