Since its topical again.... Sharks......

[Phoebe]

I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”

I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.

 

[Phoebe]

I was at the beach yesterday when I saw a man swimming in the sea despite the shark warnings.

He duly got attacked by a shark and lost a leg.

I bet he’s kicking himself now.

 

[Phoebe]

Calling my new dog “Shark” was a mistake.

I’ve been banned from all my local beaches.