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Pillinger's punts

It's a 2 day drive. 2 weeks will be plenty of time to stop along the way and see places etc. Towns come along quite often, it's not an empty wasteland like WA. Enjoy the nice lush greenery and hills and valleys and ocean and beaches.
 
D996R said:
It's a 2 day drive. 2 weeks will be plenty of time to stop along the way and see places etc. Towns come along quite often, it's not an empty wasteland like WA. Enjoy the nice lush greenery and hills and valleys and ocean and beaches.
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Yeh right .. haha .. good luck with those 2 days of your life.
Oh, if you just want to drive 24hrs then maybe fine, but if you want to stop for a pie , petrol , take a peek or a piss, you just aint gonna make it in 2 days. No chance.
 

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voyuerism said:
Yeh right .. haha .. good luck with those 2 days of your life.
Oh, if you just want to drive 24hrs then maybe fine, but if you want to stop for a pie , petrol , take a peek or a piss, you just aint gonna make it in 2 days. No chance.
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Definitely not two days, but I'm hoping two weeks will be okay. About 1700km but of course in reality it will be more than that. I'm missing out on seeing the east coast of the South Island...

I am seriously looking forward to getting out of this fucking heat in the Wheatbelt. Last 3 days have been 40, 41, 41 and tomorrow 40. Whereas in Auckland it doesn't seem to go above about 27...
 
I've done it in 2 days, Auckland to Wellington and get the ferry over the first day, then down to Cromwell ( which is 45 minutes from Queenstown ) the next day, in a slow truck, with restricted driving hours on a logbook. Then the same return a few days later. 2 weeks you will be laughing. The Canterbury Plains can get hot in summer, but by and large you should be fine. Be prepared for 4 seasons in a day, most days.
 
This lady took one for the team in Rotorua today:


Standard service, cbj and sex. She's a bit chubbier than she appears in the pics but I like chubby girls. To be honest I prefer NON caucasians but you wouldn't get a root for $145 ($170 NZD) in Australia. Pretty chill, no problems at all, would recommend if you like a chubby Kiiwi girl with big boobs.
 
Joey Dee 289 said:
Well done sir....We should have started a "go-fund-me" page for you
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Yeah I ran out of time and money at the end, but it was a great time all round. Back in the 40 degree heat now. Queenstown is the most amazing place if you ever get a chance to go there. Just stupendous views, adventure sport capital of the southern hemisphere. Really hard to get parking on the main street though!
 
An update on Pillinger's pursuits...so basically I saw the FIFO lady for about three months, but the last month of that I could see that it was going sour, as these things often do. In my experience, after you screw a woman a certain number of times, maybe 10 or 20, there is always an expectation of an emotional relationship. I wasn't able to provide that and the writing was promptly on the wall by visit 30. C'est la vie FIFO lady. That's by far the best bang for buck I ever got out of my RedHotPie subscription, however.

So today was my first 'normal' punt since getting back from NZ in Jan. I had intended on seeing a lady at the Quest Hotel in Midland, can't find her ad now which has promptly disappeared, but here's the rundown.
- Agree to meet lady at 12.30
- Turn up to hotel, go into the lobby. This often makes me a bit nervous because in a lot of hotels you need a swipe card to use the lift, so I didn't want to be standing in the lobby like a dummy.
-Text lady saying I've arrived
- She says 'where exactly am I waiting downstairs' so I take a photo of the lift and send it to her
- Now suddenly she says 'pay now hotel security charge of $100, deducted from my bill.' Oh and here's the account and BSB number
- HELL NO. This is exactly the kind of deceptive scamming bullshit that an 'honest' fellow like myself faces in this cruel punting world. Told the lady to jam it. So the moral of the story here as far as I'm concerned is NEVER pay a deposit. Always cash upon arrival.

Luckily for me, it's just a short walk across the road to Swan Lounge and Dreamland near Midland train station. For some reason I've only ever been to Swan Lounge and never Dreamland. Paid my $220 for an hour with Coco, very enjoyable experience with an honest whore! She gives a good massage too.

I'm sure that some of you have had the experience of wondering 'have I ever rooted this lady or not?' I thought not, even though I did see a Coco at Swan Lounge only about a year back, but I feel like this is definitely a different lady. Could it be that 'Coco' is just a stereotypical house name? I expect so. Anyway, here's some photos of a Coco who apparently works at Maureen's in Midland. I get the feeling this is probably the current Coco also working at Swan Lounge but I could be mistaken. The Coco I saw today is somewhat of a taller, stronger build than the 40kg sprites I often seem to end up with. I'm hardly a giant but I always feel like I am going to break these nymphs. Whereas this Coco was able to go the distance (two distances) and generally comes highly recommended from me.



 
"Now suddenly she says 'pay now hotel security charge of $100, deducted from my bill.' Oh and here's the account and BSB number"

ha! ha! they still attempting that scam in 2026? mine was $25.... anyway glad to see you're still here... keep up the good work 'pillinger'
 
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