Pick up lines

[Taslyn Pierce]

Hi, wanna play Titanic?
You be the iceberg and I'll go down!


SHARE YOUR BEST PICK UP LINE

 

[Driver Harry]

So your in the Navy... cool as I have a boat load of semen

 

[Taslyn Pierce]

 

[Master Yoda]

What up fool.....

Or


What up dog......

 

[bepp]

Hi do you have any Italian in ya

when she says no....then say well would u like some....think about it....yeah i know daggy eh?

 

[Karl]

I got $400 and need to get rid of it now I am here.....

 

[homer]

Do you fancy some free hand creme? *wink wink*

I will show you my fountain of youth.

Would you like to cum at the pole position?

Do you wanna visit my crash test facility? I will rate your airbag and you can test your bum on my pole.

 

[XTREME]

Do you know karate?
Coz damn… ur body is kickin'

 

[Happy2]

Pick me up Daddy always worked for me

 

[chibi]

Have you ever bumped into a tree?

 

[scarlett lee]

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Pick me up Daddy always worked for me

You're a sick puppy H2. I think I'm strangely attracted to you. . .

 

[Happy2]

You're a sick puppy H2. I think I'm strangely attracted to you. . .

I have a cold wet nose I think I'm a rather healthy puppy

 

[Dominatrix Paige Pope]

 

[Dominatrix Paige Pope]

 

[scarlett lee]

I have a cold wet nose I think I'm a rather healthy puppy

So that's how you get all the chicks. . .

 

[Asian Nicky]

so cute xoxo

 

[Langtrees VIP Perth]

You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

 

[Happy2]

I've bored all my friends and acquaintances with this but

I'm happy to say I was picked up by my wife Literally
broken nose two shiners , cut lip and all

 

[Madam Jacqui]

Do you have a name or can i just call you Mine...........................

 

[Langtrees VIP Perth]

I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you!

 

[Alexis Lily]

Do you have a name or can i just call you Mine...........................

LOVE this Jacquie!!..

I think my fav was "Nice shoes... how bout a fuk".. direct and flattering all in one.. needless to say after a small giggle, i raised my eyebrows and walked away.. poor guy..
But a woman loves her shoes!

 

[XLNC]

So that's how you get all the chicks. . .
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I thought that was happy2 playing with his food.

 

[Taslyn Pierce]

OMG YES

 

[Asian Nicky]

 

[Madam Jacqui]

LOVE this Jacquie!!..

I think my fav was "Nice shoes... how bout a fuk".. direct and flattering all in one.. needless to say after a small giggle, i raised my eyebrows and walked away.. poor guy..
But a woman loves her shoes!

Like that too..................

 

[kneaded relief]

A glance from a person with a smile on the face

 

[Tania Admin]

In my single days one of my favourite lines to use was "Are your parents retarded?", always a quizzical look, then I'd say "because you seem very special",,if the laughed I knew they had a sense of humour and they knew mine

 

[Purple Haze]

If I said you had a beautiful body would u hold it against me

 

[kneaded relief]

cool I once had this image as my avatar,

If I said you had a beautiful body would u hold it against me

 

[Purple Haze]

cool I once had this image as my avatar,

I think its pretty cute with a touch of cheeky sex appeal