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Pick up lines

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Hi do you have any Italian in ya

when she says no....then say well would u like some....think about it....yeah i know daggy eh?
 
Do you fancy some free hand creme? *wink wink*

I will show you my fountain of youth.

Would you like to cum at the pole position?

Do you wanna visit my crash test facility? I will rate your airbag and you can test your bum on my pole.
 
I've bored all my friends and acquaintances with this but

I'm happy to say I was picked up by my wife Literally
broken nose two shiners , cut lip and all
 
In my single days one of my favourite lines to use was "Are your parents retarded?", always a quizzical look, then I'd say "because you seem very special",,if the laughed I knew they had a sense of humour and they knew mine :)
 
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