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[Madam Jacqui]

Thanks Madam Raye, I Love it...............

 

[Madam Tracey]

Q: What Do Snow And Sex Have In Common?
A: You Never Know How Many Inches You're Going To Get Or How Long It's Going To Last.

 

[Madam Tracey]

NOW JACQUI THIS IS WHAT YOU BUILD OUTSIDE .....TO BRING THE CLIENTS INSIDE!!

 

[Madam Tracey]

OR YOU COULD TRY THIS ONE.

 

[Madam Jacqui]

What do you Build Tracey???............

 

[Madam Tracey]

NOW THAT'S A PICK UP TRUCK!!

 

[Madam Jacqui]

Why is it Not opening Tracey.................

 

[XLNC]

Q: What Do Snow And Sex Have In Common?
A: You Never Know How Many Inches You're Going To Get Or How Long It's Going To Last.

In that case, Jacqui most likely will be getting a micropenis. Snow usually tends to dissolve on impact in Canberra proper (though can be a bit different in the outskirts and hills on occasion).

 

[Madam Jacqui]

Rain All weekend in Canberra

 

[XLNC]

But no snow it seems.

 

[Sherry]

Been raining here heavily since last night Jax-hard to believe it's nearly spring with weather like this xx

 

[Raye@Langtrees]

Yes it was very wet here as well Jacquie....at least with the rain if would have been warmer down there......

 

[Madam Jacqui]

Yes, Madam Raye.............

 

[Blossom]

dear jacqueline .....u not alone is been rain here too

 

[Madam Jacqui]

Beautiful Blossom....................

 

[Ms Sue]

 

[Ms Sue]

 

[Rachy]

Sue I'm happy to come in and cuddle you to keep you warm lol

 

[Dez]

Yup! Glad it's you and not me! Lol I hate hate hate cold weather!!!

 

[Maddie Meyers]

geez and i was thinking of coming to canberra lol

 

[Anastacia]

10degC - Melbournians turn on the heat. People in Canberra plant gardens.
4degC - Sydney residents shiver. People in Canberra sunbathe.
2degC - Holden cars won't start. People in Canberra drive with the windows down.
0degC - Distilled water freezes. Canberra water just gets thicker.
-7degC - Sydney people wear coats, gloves and beanies. People in Canberra throw on a T-shirt.
-9decC - Queenslanders begin to evacuate. People in Canberra go swimming.
-18degC - Melbourne landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Canberra have a final BBQ before it gets cold.
-23degC - Sydney people leave for South Pacific islands. People in Canberra throw on a light jacket.
-30degC - Mt Hotham freezes. Canberra Girl Guides start selling biscuits door to door.
-40degC - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Penguins leave Antarctica. Canberra Scouts postpone 'Winter Survival' classes 'til it gets cold enough.
-50degC - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Canberra put on a coat.
-60degC - Ethyl alcohol freezes. People in Canberra get frustrated when they can't thaw out their kegs.
-80degC - Microbial life starts to disappear. Canberra cows complain about farmer's cold hands.
-100degC - All atomic motion stops. People in Canberra start saying "cold 'nuff for ya?"
-150degC - Hell freezes over. Canberra wins the soccer.

 

[Merlin]

I would rather be cold and be able to put on a layer than to be sweltering hot. People always complain about how cold canberra is in the Winter well don't go there in winter go in summer and see how bloody hot it is. Just saying.

 

[Madam Jacqui]

I would rather be cold and be able to put on a layer than to be sweltering hot. People always complain about how cold canberra is in the Winter well don't go there in winter go in summer and see how bloody hot it is. Just saying.

Well said Merlin..............................

 

[Rachy]

I love Canberra winter.. especially sleeping with the window slighty open to let the cool in and snuggle right into the doona..... Best ever!!

 

[Linda]

Think Warm Thoughts
lol

 

[Madam Jacqui]

 

[Madam Jacqui]

 

[Madam Jacqui]

 

[Madam Jacqui]

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[nobby01]

Bring it on.best time of the year