You say that like its a bad thing..
Make me forget about my ex challenge
You say that like its a bad thing..
Phoebe
Legend Member
SO do you think I am gay? LOL
Phoebe
Legend Member
Its not... believe me its the least of my worries ATM!
Omg...what on earth have you to worry about...ATM?!
Wonder if OP has forgotten about his ex yet..
Phoebe
Legend Member
Loads.. pardon the pun..
Phoebe
Legend Member
Don't know he may be regretting telling us about it though!
Loads and A2M.. I mean ATM?
Phoebe
Legend Member
A2M nar I wash my fingers before doing that.. ya filthy person..
Best i can offer is a shoulder to cry on and a spare roll of tp.
Phoebe
Legend Member
I am 6'2 he better be tall to cry on my shoulder as I am not bending down for him.. and as for TP I only shit once a day I got plenty...
Madmax1700
Legend Member
Welcome. Have a look at the langtree ladies, not only will you forget about your ex, but will also forget about the current 
Phoebe
Legend Member
One shit per day.. Fricken tight arse.
Not at all...
Quality over quantity.. Gotcha
Phoebe
Legend Member
define a quality shit? without mentioning some on here...
Impossible without drawing parallels to other members.. Charades?
Phoebe
Legend Member
Does this thing make funny noises in the dark?
The wetter the better.
flataa
Bronze Member
This is the only good advice in the thread! Nothing makes you forget an ex quicker than time with a beautiful woman or twoWelcome. Have a look at the langtree ladies, not only will you forget about your ex, but will also forget about the current
Phoebe
Legend Member
AC or DC ?
Great to see you getting involved the forum cxan be a great place to recover from a break up lots of genuine people....
Hello there!
As i said in my introduction thread, i'm new to this forum following a recent break up. I'm straight and looking for some fun or just casual chats.
A little about myself:
My name is Yan. I'm turning 34 this year and i live on a little island in the indian ocean.
I'm a photographer and love travelling (lockdown at the moment so have to get some occupation at home.. with you?)
I thought i'd say a little about me first but if you want to know more, feel free to drop a message.
Yan
welcome Yan!
I think the best thing to do is keep yourself busy, rediscover something you love or learn something new.
keep looking forwards
Phoebe
Legend Member
Your ass!!
Phoebe
Legend Member
Better get in quick to a parlour tomorrow as its going to be a long time between drinks!
Buddy... Girls will get inventive ... World wars and Nazi Curfews didn't stop the sex trade... Girls will get inventive.
N
Night Owl Ciao
World wars & curfews weren't highly contagious though were they mate?
Phoebe
Legend Member
Hmmm really.. Bombs didn't have to hit your home or you to kill you.. and that enemy was about 10,000 feet in the sky..