Make me forget about my ex challenge

[EyeKite]

Hello there!

As i said in my introduction thread, i'm new to this forum following a recent break up. I'm straight and looking for some fun or just casual chats.

A little about myself:
My name is Yan. I'm turning 34 this year and i live on a little island in the indian ocean.
I'm a photographer and love travelling (lockdown at the moment so have to get some occupation at home.. with you? )
I thought i'd say a little about me first but if you want to know more, feel free to drop a message.

Yan

 

[Phoebe]

Welcome to TS.

 

[Flatboroque]

Welcome and stop being a pussy about your ex.

How'd I do?

 

[Phoebe]

Welcome and stop being a pussy about your ex.

How'd I do?

Poor bugger lives on a small Island come on can't be that many Women there. so maybe cut him some slack!

 

[Flatboroque]

Plenty of fish in the sea. Catch one.. Turn off the lights.. Jobs a good one.

If its a chopper taylor i might avoid oral.

 

[Phoebe]

Plenty of fish in the sea. Catch one.. Turn off the lights.. Jobs a good one.

If its a chopper taylor i might avoid oral.

What about a gummy shark?

 

[Flatboroque]

Thrashers are more lively in the sack..

 

[Phoebe]

Thrashers are more lively in the sack..

Or even an Orca...

 

[Flatboroque]

The bbw of the sea.. Sure beats a star fish

 

[Phoebe]

The bbw of the sea.. Sure beats a star fish

Or bearded Clam

 

[Flatboroque]

Or bearded Clam

Aww nothing wrong with a bearded clam.. Saves coin on dental floss.

 

[Phoebe]

Aww nothing wrong with a bearded clam.. Saves coin on dental floss.

Maybe you go upmarket, Chin Strap Penguin .

 

[Flatboroque]

Not on my budget. More likey go the Freo seagull tbag..

 

[Phoebe]

Not on my budget. More likey go the Freo seagull tbag..

Fuck those buggers they steal chips...

 

[Flatboroque]

God no, they're only chips.. They're not worth fucking them for it.

 

[Phoebe]

Well since you are a cheap bugger how about Crab Extenda!

 

[Flatboroque]

Jeez, I'm not that cheap.. I'd at least spring for a lobster reach around.

 

[Phoebe]

Jeez, I'm not that cheap.. I'd at least spring for a lobster reach around.

I get those for $10 ... off a mate!

 

[Night Owl Ciao]

Hello there!

As i said in my introduction thread, i'm new to this forum following a recent break up. I'm straight and looking for some fun or just casual chats.

A little about myself:
My name is Yan. I'm turning 34 this year and i live on a little island in the indian ocean.
I'm a photographer and love travelling (lockdown at the moment so have to get some occupation at home.. with you? )
I thought i'd say a little about me first but if you want to know more, feel free to drop a message.

Yan

Just think about something else mate. Hope this helps

 

[Phoebe]

Just think about something else mate. Hope this helps

Ever thought he may still love her!

 

[Flatboroque]

I get those for $10 ... off a mate!

At those prices, i could go a three way.

 

[Night Owl Ciao]

Ever thought he may still love her!

What's love got to do with it?
Maybe he could think about Tina Turner?

 

[Phoebe]

What's love got to do with it?
Maybe he could think about Tina Turner?

Beyond thunderdome...

 

[Flatboroque]

Beyond thunder thighs

 

[Phoebe]

Beyond thunder thighs

Now now I was going there but I was being nice for a change..

 

[Flatboroque]

Now now I was going there but I was being nice for a change..

Don't worry Phoebes.. I've got ya back.

 

[Phoebe]

Don't worry Phoebes.. I've got ya back.

Last time I heard that , I woke up with a sore ass..

 

[Night Owl Ciao]

Last time I heard that , I woke up with a sore ass..

Way too much information mate

 

[Phoebe]

Way too much information mate

Yes but a smelly finger too!

 

[Night Owl Ciao]

Yes but a smelly finger too!

Leviticus 18:22