Hanoi tips
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leonar
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dont know if my reply is still in time for your visit.
not Hanoi but been to HCMC pre-pandemic and hope you find my tips helpful.
exchange a small amount of USD in small notes at the airport. i was told USD is like gold in Vietnam and might come in handy. i did not need to use them throughout the trip though.
get a local sim card if you are going to stay there for a few days. not expensive.
not much to say about hotels. its all over the place on the internet. i have heard that hotels in districts with a smaller number is better?
food is very good if you enjoy vietnamese cuisine in general.
bars and clubs...not much. we went there to have a different kind of fun.
some of the massage places are inside hotels. i forgot the name but i located some easily by a simple google search whilst there. most of them are within walking distance.
ladies averaged out about 8/10. ask for the ones that speak English as you might be able to talk them back to the hotel for private services.
my experience was it started with a shower where she cleaned your body in a hot tub, then help you dry it and move onto the massage bed. then the usual. quite hard to communicate exactly what you want because of the language barrier. it was also my first time there so couldnt say that represents a top notch service.
dont forget to tip the "papa-san" when you get to the hotel and tell him to bring you a nice girl. i was told you are expected to tip them at arrival.
overall a nice experience and i look forward to going back there again. this time i may try to locate a local tour guide on social media platforms who knows where to go.
not Hanoi but been to HCMC pre-pandemic and hope you find my tips helpful.
exchange a small amount of USD in small notes at the airport. i was told USD is like gold in Vietnam and might come in handy. i did not need to use them throughout the trip though.
get a local sim card if you are going to stay there for a few days. not expensive.
not much to say about hotels. its all over the place on the internet. i have heard that hotels in districts with a smaller number is better?
food is very good if you enjoy vietnamese cuisine in general.
bars and clubs...not much. we went there to have a different kind of fun.
some of the massage places are inside hotels. i forgot the name but i located some easily by a simple google search whilst there. most of them are within walking distance.
ladies averaged out about 8/10. ask for the ones that speak English as you might be able to talk them back to the hotel for private services.
my experience was it started with a shower where she cleaned your body in a hot tub, then help you dry it and move onto the massage bed. then the usual. quite hard to communicate exactly what you want because of the language barrier. it was also my first time there so couldnt say that represents a top notch service.
dont forget to tip the "papa-san" when you get to the hotel and tell him to bring you a nice girl. i was told you are expected to tip them at arrival.
overall a nice experience and i look forward to going back there again. this time i may try to locate a local tour guide on social media platforms who knows where to go.
Gahgah Galah
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I am fairly sure the place I found was called Neko Nuru Massage, on 3rd floor of an entertainment complex. Choice of 3 stunningly beautiful girls, soapy bath and nuru massage, finishing with a handjob. Sufficient English to figure it out, and apparently no tips expected for anyone unless the girl asks for extras
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How much per hour for fs and extras. Was told it was $50/hr few years ago
Are they mostly Viet girls with a few others from SEA and Europe?
Are they mostly Viet girls with a few others from SEA and Europe?
Gahgah Galah
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In Hanoi, it seems most are Viet girls. At Neko Nuru Massage, you choose a package price as per the website. The girl will ask for extras, I was offered a few choices at around 200,000 to 400,000 dong each. Apparently this shop has no expectation for tips to either the girl or the concierge.
In the Japanese entertainment district in HCM, supposedly girls from Korea and Cambodia, I was told. These are asking Japanese-businessman prices, on a card that is stuck under your nose as you walk past the supermarket, with whispers of more if you hesitate in your stride
In the Japanese entertainment district in HCM, supposedly girls from Korea and Cambodia, I was told. These are asking Japanese-businessman prices, on a card that is stuck under your nose as you walk past the supermarket, with whispers of more if you hesitate in your stride
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leonar
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i didnt visit Vietnam frequently enough to offer the level of details. thanks mate. really hoping i can find enough excuses for another trip.
i was not sure what to expect at the time but a fellow punter on the plane told me i should always be prepared to tip the guy who leads girls to you at the hotel. wasn't that much anyway. i think the guy also expected us to tip him. his English was enough to tell us that he appreciated the tips and will bring the most beautiful girl (well i wasn't expecting him to say anything else). the girls were quite ok to be honest...Viet girls have a different vibe comparing to Chinese girls.
im pretty sure the girls that came in were all Viet girls. i chose the one that has less enhancement to her body.
it seems the Japanese entertainment district is the way to go.
Tallboy
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Update on Hanoi.
This place..... ive attached is best of the best.
Current prices : 400 000 for 1hr quality massage. Add 500 000 if you want hj with b bj and cim. Add another 500 000 if u want sex as well.
Ladies are super friendly, quality everything and 1000% better service and attitude than anything you get in Perth.
Its right in the heart of the old town. Forget Necko etc this is THE place for a great massage with your lollipop lucked clean as a whistle.
I love that a b bj is the standard in Vietnam rather than a hj.
No complaints here though
Current exchange rate is 17 000 to the $ which makes 1 hour massage plus tip for extra to be roughly $50 in total.
This place..... ive attached is best of the best.
Current prices : 400 000 for 1hr quality massage. Add 500 000 if you want hj with b bj and cim. Add another 500 000 if u want sex as well.
Ladies are super friendly, quality everything and 1000% better service and attitude than anything you get in Perth.
Its right in the heart of the old town. Forget Necko etc this is THE place for a great massage with your lollipop lucked clean as a whistle.
I love that a b bj is the standard in Vietnam rather than a hj.
No complaints here though
Current exchange rate is 17 000 to the $ which makes 1 hour massage plus tip for extra to be roughly $50 in total.
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Channelle
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No idea about such places (or countries for that matter).Update on Hanoi.
This place..... ive attached is best of the best.
Current prices : 400 000 for 1hr quality massage. Add 500 000 if you want hj with b bj and cim. Add another 500 000 if u want sex as well.
Ladies are super friendly, quality everything and 1000% better service and attitude than anything you get in Perth.
Its right in the heart of the old town. Forget Necko etc this is THE place for a great massage with your lollipop lucked clean as a whistle.
I love that a b bj is the standard in Vietnam rather than a hj.
No complaints here though
Current exchange rate is 17 000 to the $ which makes 1 hour massage plus tip for extra to be roughly $50 in total.
The photos look like end of season football trips may be covered - but do you get individual rooms for clients?
Tallboy
Gold Member
Curtained off but everyone getting the same service so no problem
I was always the only one there anyway. They have legit floor one level upstairs and downstairs. Very clean place.
There is no extra tips to anyone else. Its a regular AMP.
TRY TO LOOK ON THE POSITIVE SIDE RATHER THAN NEGATIVE.
Gorgeous girls, cheap cheap price, quality service.
Give it a go Channelle.... u might like it.
I was always the only one there anyway. They have legit floor one level upstairs and downstairs. Very clean place.
There is no extra tips to anyone else. Its a regular AMP.
TRY TO LOOK ON THE POSITIVE SIDE RATHER THAN NEGATIVE.
Gorgeous girls, cheap cheap price, quality service.
Give it a go Channelle.... u might like it.
Channelle
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Hey, thank you for explaining and am sure I would much more than just like it.
Am very positive and surprised my question was seen as being negative.
Was just a curious question from the photo, since some more reserved peoples like I may just be a little more shy than others.
(although obviously with what I've got the only negative would be keeping it hidden from all to see
)
Am very positive and surprised my question was seen as being negative.
Was just a curious question from the photo, since some more reserved peoples like I may just be a little more shy than others.
(although obviously with what I've got the only negative would be keeping it hidden from all to see
)
Tallboy
Gold Member
Update on my update.
Went back, same lovely lady. BUT... new lady, who id seen b4 gorgeous n sexy, was watching on. This was her first opportunity to go solo but with a mentor.
Omg!
I had the 4 handed massage, one sucking me off and the other kissing me.
The new lady was over the moon... she was gagging for it. Took off her panties and straddled me while the other kept massaging my calf.
One of the best!
Tip was extra 500 000..... so total damage 1.4million ÷17000 = $82.35 heavenly
Went back, same lovely lady. BUT... new lady, who id seen b4 gorgeous n sexy, was watching on. This was her first opportunity to go solo but with a mentor.
Omg!
I had the 4 handed massage, one sucking me off and the other kissing me.
The new lady was over the moon... she was gagging for it. Took off her panties and straddled me while the other kept massaging my calf.
One of the best!
Tip was extra 500 000..... so total damage 1.4million ÷17000 = $82.35 heavenly
Tornadoitaliano
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I recently had my best ever punt experience in J-Spa ( Hanoi ) … highly recommend to anyone travelling in 
glen
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Thanks for the tip, will be there soonish.I recently had my best ever punt experience in J-Spa ( Hanoi ) … highly recommend to anyone travelling in