Favorite position

[Phoebe]

Happy 2 and Phoebe are going to elope and get married we get along so well together LOL

Sorry Keryn. we shall keep this back in topic!

 

[XLNC]

Thank you for stepping in, Keryn. I cannot abide threadjackers.

You will note post #3 was bang on topic.

 

[Happy2]

As Westy said earlier today good to see some fun back on the forum

And Phoebe I accept But I want to be the Husband

Oh I had better add LOL yeah really. lots and lots of LOL's

 

[Phoebe]

As Westy said earlier today good to see some fun back on the forum

And Phoebe I accept But I want to be the Husband

Oh I had better add LOL yeah really. lots and lots of LOL's

Thanks I get the dress and heels good boy... so does that mean I stay home all day in the homestead while u tend the fields. LOL

 

[Happy2]

Thanks I get the dress and heels good boy... so does that mean I stay home all day in the homestead while u tend the fields. LOL

Better stay on topic Or we will get Zinged again
So I will say if that is the position you wish to hold on the property Then so be it
There that should keep us on topic

 

[Happy2]

Thank you for stepping in, Keryn. I cannot abide threadjackers.

You will note post #3 was bang on topic.

Why isnt there a Oooh there naughty boys But I'm not miss Ooh look at me miss Im a Good boy I am. I've never been sarky or a hijacker Button

 

[XLNC]

Miss, I think we should include a teacher's pet emoticon.

 

[Phoebe]

Miss, I think we should include a teacher's pet emoticon.

I think she is pointing to my bed "The best position"

 

[XLNC]

I think she is pointing to my bed "The best position"

There is such a thing as trying too hard to stay on topic.

And it's a he!

 

[Phoebe]

There is such a thing as trying too hard to stay on topic.

And it's a he!

if he is a he looks like doggy would be his best pozzie

 

[Happy2]

My position is
He's going for the androgynous look
And successfully so

 

[Phoebe]

Just for H2

 

[Happy2]

Gee a rural sex swing
Now if you position the girl just right for me Phoebe

 

[Phoebe]

Gee a rural sex swing
Now if you position the girl just right for me Phoebe

Do you want me to do the deed too.. or what?? LOL come I thought country boys were versatile...

 

[Crystal Secrets]

Doggy. It goes in deeper

 

[Happy2]

Fave position ?
Being higher up the evolutionary ladder than the T.O.A.D AKA His XLNC

 

[Alleged]

My fave would be... Cowgirl!

 

[lookinglong]

It sure Is

 

[CanCanz]

wouldn't even know... each time is totally different lol

 

[Phoebe]

Fav Position : In the same room and bed would be bonus...

 

[figjam]

Military position.

 

[Comeintothewoods]

Going back to The original thread..... 69 for meeee!! Thanks!

 

[Thuan]

Id pick doggie style and woman on top anyday

 

[Assholimio]

Missionary with her legs straight up and ankles around your ears. But really each position has its advantages/disadvantages

 

[Happy2]

Though. The girl on top who maybe failed geometry and gets the angles wrong causing cock bendis extremis is definitely a bad position to be in
Very bloody uncomfortable even

 

[Phoebe]

Speaking for experience are we Happy? Who Failed geometry ? The girl on top isn't the issue it's the dude under her that wants to thrust at the wrong times.....

 

[Happy2]

Speaking for experience are we Happy? Who Failed geometry ? The girl on top isn't the issue it's the dude under her that wants to thrust at the wrong times.....

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Nah I'm to old and lazy to move So not my fault

 

[homer]

Though. The girl on top who maybe failed geometry and gets the angles wrong causing cock bendis extremis is definitely a bad position to be in
Very bloody uncomfortable even

You don't need a scientist to tell you it's the wrong position while your screaming on top of your lungs, shouting Cock Murderer! Your angle was off!

 

[Phoebe]

You don't need a scientist to tell you it's the wrong position while your screaming on top of your lungs, shouting Cock Murderer! Your angle was off!

Why does this come down to the girl being at fault cant you assist with this, surely guys come on.... you are after all lying on your back she is on top and her hands are supporting her or on top of her head etc etc. where as yours are where .... LOL......

 

[homer]

Why does this come down to the girl being at fault cant you assist with this, surely guys come on.... you are after all lying on your back she is on top and her hands are supporting her or on top of her head etc etc. where as yours are where .... LOL......

That's why men have two head and both are dicks...so can you blame us? can you? huh? huh?