So once again out seeking to break my run of shit massages, from the limited info I could find, I settled on a place that has been mentioned on here as being good - not sure what the rules are so I’ll keep it nameless for now.
What I really am looking for is a good massage and a sensual HJ finish. BJ is good, but have never been into or tried FS with ML/WL for various reasons.
So head into shop and as usual am greeted by an older ML. Bit um cuddly around the middle but not too bad and pleasant enough so get led down to one of the rooms. I look up the hallway and a younger looking girl pokes her head out one of the doors and then goes back inside - bit hard to see in the lighting but maybe looked kinda cute.. oh well better luck next time.
Back to my ML - she asks how long and I say my standard 60 minutes. “$150”… sorry what?! I figure I must have been given an all inclusive price and even though like I said I hadn’t tried FS I thought fuck it. She looked like she would give a good ending and I’d wasted so much money on slightly cheaper “massages” I threw caution to the wind and handed over my hard earned bucks and headed off to the offered stinky shower.
Formalities out of the way we get down to business - she’s nude and jumps up onto the bed and proceeds with what can only be described as a weird massage. It’s kind of a dry (no oil) body slide but mostly her just lying on my back. There’s pinching of various parts of my back, some random knee walking across my spine, and this strange use of feet that I thought was going to be sensual but just wasn’t.
I’ve had plenty of massages over the years and this was unlike anything I have ever experienced - in a bad way. Like someone with no training and not even an idea of what would feel good just doing random shit.
So then it gets more weird - about 15-20 min in (thankfully I was thinking at the time!) she hits me with part 2 - “You want fuck me? $100”. Finally my docile brain realises I’m just a sucker
No I don’t have any more money. “Ok, headjob?”. Yeah sure. “$50” I already said I have no money. “It’s ok, it’s ok” and she proceeds to give me an average CBJ. Not the best but to be fair not the worst. And also she did have a surprisingly tidy arse. After maybe 2-3 minutes she says “you fuck me now”. Now I’m thinking I may as well try to get some value here so I say ok, but I literally have no money. “It’s ok, it’s ok” I lie there for a minute assuming she is going to jump on. No, that was incorrect. She gives a little laugh “you get up”. I get off the bed and she lies down on her back starfish style. With a slight feeling of disgust I do the deed and finish very quickly (only due to the fact my little bloke hasn’t felt pussy for eons and possibly my subconscious wanting to get the fuck out of there).
Get handed a wet wipe to clean up and assume the massage will now recommence until the end of the hour. Wrong again! “Ok, thank you”. Look up at the clock which I stupidly didn’t really check at the beginning - maybe 40min max had passed. Chuck my clothes on and get the hell out.
Hopefully my review can save others from making the same costly mistake, or at least go in with eyes open. Happy to share name of place privately, or update this post with name if that’s allowed
What I really am looking for is a good massage and a sensual HJ finish. BJ is good, but have never been into or tried FS with ML/WL for various reasons.
So head into shop and as usual am greeted by an older ML. Bit um cuddly around the middle but not too bad and pleasant enough so get led down to one of the rooms. I look up the hallway and a younger looking girl pokes her head out one of the doors and then goes back inside - bit hard to see in the lighting but maybe looked kinda cute.. oh well better luck next time.
Back to my ML - she asks how long and I say my standard 60 minutes. “$150”… sorry what?! I figure I must have been given an all inclusive price and even though like I said I hadn’t tried FS I thought fuck it. She looked like she would give a good ending and I’d wasted so much money on slightly cheaper “massages” I threw caution to the wind and handed over my hard earned bucks and headed off to the offered stinky shower.
Formalities out of the way we get down to business - she’s nude and jumps up onto the bed and proceeds with what can only be described as a weird massage. It’s kind of a dry (no oil) body slide but mostly her just lying on my back. There’s pinching of various parts of my back, some random knee walking across my spine, and this strange use of feet that I thought was going to be sensual but just wasn’t.
I’ve had plenty of massages over the years and this was unlike anything I have ever experienced - in a bad way. Like someone with no training and not even an idea of what would feel good just doing random shit.
So then it gets more weird - about 15-20 min in (thankfully I was thinking at the time!) she hits me with part 2 - “You want fuck me? $100”. Finally my docile brain realises I’m just a sucker
No I don’t have any more money. “Ok, headjob?”. Yeah sure. “$50” I already said I have no money. “It’s ok, it’s ok” and she proceeds to give me an average CBJ. Not the best but to be fair not the worst. And also she did have a surprisingly tidy arse. After maybe 2-3 minutes she says “you fuck me now”. Now I’m thinking I may as well try to get some value here so I say ok, but I literally have no money. “It’s ok, it’s ok” I lie there for a minute assuming she is going to jump on. No, that was incorrect. She gives a little laugh “you get up”. I get off the bed and she lies down on her back starfish style. With a slight feeling of disgust I do the deed and finish very quickly (only due to the fact my little bloke hasn’t felt pussy for eons and possibly my subconscious wanting to get the fuck out of there).Get handed a wet wipe to clean up and assume the massage will now recommence until the end of the hour. Wrong again! “Ok, thank you”. Look up at the clock which I stupidly didn’t really check at the beginning - maybe 40min max had passed. Chuck my clothes on and get the hell out.
Hopefully my review can save others from making the same costly mistake, or at least go in with eyes open. Happy to share name of place privately, or update this post with name if that’s allowed
