jerry hattrick
Gold Member
As you walk down any given Jalan (street) or gang (lane) there is normally a plethora of girls handing out leaflets for various massage shops. A broad generalisation would say that most are genuine and again in a broad generalisation most girls would not risk their hard to come by job for the sake of some extra Rupiah. However, there is always the exception to the rule! I have been ignored by such girls because I am older (grey hair is a dead give away) and I have been targeted because I am older, often thought of as a walking ATM (especially in Thailand)
Again some broad generalisations. The girl may not be willing to preform the tug part, but chances are, she has a friend who will and if you jump on the back of her motorbike she will take you to a brothel err friend only 2 minutes away, (where she will get paid a commission.)
If the girls are not Balinese, (from another part of Indonesia - generally Java) you probably have a better chance of something happening on the premises. sssshhhhhh!
You normally get asked " are you married?" or "you come here alone?"
How you answer can have consequences. If you replied married, those girls who believe in Karma will leave off the happy ending. If you reply "alone", they may try and attach themselves to you for a date that evening. However, those girls who are bit more worldly wise will strike while the rod is hot
so to speak
Then there is hygiene of the places! Hot; grubby; yukky, forget it. Walk out. Plenty to choose from just down the road.
Some girls offer you a special massage
- but there is nothing special about, just a ploy to get you in
Last visit, after a legit massage, I was walking back to the hotel to join the old girl and friends for dinner, when I was offered massage with happy ending. (where were you 2 hours ago?) She got angry with me when I declined her offer as I had another appointment to keep.
So at the end of the day - its trial and error and fun
Again some broad generalisations. The girl may not be willing to preform the tug part, but chances are, she has a friend who will and if you jump on the back of her motorbike she will take you to a brothel err friend only 2 minutes away, (where she will get paid a commission.)
If the girls are not Balinese, (from another part of Indonesia - generally Java) you probably have a better chance of something happening on the premises. sssshhhhhh!
You normally get asked " are you married?" or "you come here alone?"
How you answer can have consequences. If you replied married, those girls who believe in Karma will leave off the happy ending. If you reply "alone", they may try and attach themselves to you for a date that evening. However, those girls who are bit more worldly wise will strike while the rod is hot

Then there is hygiene of the places! Hot; grubby; yukky, forget it. Walk out. Plenty to choose from just down the road.
Some girls offer you a special massage

Last visit, after a legit massage, I was walking back to the hotel to join the old girl and friends for dinner, when I was offered massage with happy ending. (where were you 2 hours ago?) She got angry with me when I declined her offer as I had another appointment to keep.
So at the end of the day - its trial and error and fun