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Whats the worst thing you've ever done during the act of sex?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat,Gossip & Humor Forum' started by Gemma Crystal, Apr 29, 2016.

  1. Happy2

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    So you did find the correct entrance at least 3 times eh Mr Spikey
     
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  2. Rochelle

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    .......whispered the wrong name in his ear at the height of excitement.......... instant downer........:confused:
     
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  3. Aluicus

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    I'll say worst … the wrong hole in the heat of the moment, and farting while getting a blowjob but wait there's more to that story. Ate at a all you can eat meat at one of those Brazilian restaurants and got the bj after, that smell was bad enough to make even me leave the room.
     
  4. Happy2

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    Lost my place in a damn good book I was reading
     
  5. Phoebe

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    Book do you mean Black Label Penthouse ? LOL which you bought for the articles. LOL
     
  6. Happy2

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    Book I said book you...
    Bit if I recall it was Great Expectations
     
  7. Phoebe

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    So it was about the Perth escorting scene then ? (Insert bitchy comment) about now...
     
  8. Tania

    Tania Administrator And Safe Sex Advocate Staff Member Moderator

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    The worst thing I've done is fall asleep....

    That's downright nasty and unprofessional!
     
  9. Phoebe

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    She thinks it was hilarious, The makeup marks at the back of shirts, esp lipstick were her favorite thing to do... she used to say none ever twigged her on what she was doing. I think about it now and think I wonder how many of those men's wives actually sprung them... oh well..
     
  10. Yoda

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    Jesus... I did that once with a living legend... but I was working on my third pop with a blowie at 3 am lol
     
  11. bepp

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    I thought that was wat all women did ,fall asleep,then ask is that all u've got??
     
  12. Tania

    Tania Administrator And Safe Sex Advocate Staff Member Moderator

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    Ummm, I feel sorry for you...lol
     
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  13. Phoebe

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    The man jumps on after 3 mins of foreplay, has intercourse for another 3-5 mins, unloads into her, before she is even aroused, then he finishes, rolls off her, rolls over and starts snoring, she stays awake and thinks wtf am I doing here with this lump of lard whom is perfect in all other aspects BUT when it comes to in the Bedroom he has no clue, nor is willing to try for me.... so she waits till he is fast asleep , opens her top drawer and gets out her BOB and gets herself off a few times....
     
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  14. Happy2

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    Well you will just have to make a effort to get in 4-6 minutes of foreplay won't you Mr Phoebe
    Better still try it with a girl
     
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  15. Phoebe

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    She was a girl well that is what she kept on telling me, now I am thinking why she never let me turn on the light..... hmmmmm come to think about at 6am I was pushed towards the edge of the bed... HMMM
     
  16. Jaimi

    Jaimi Langtrees Darwin Reception Staff Member Silver Member

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    I am not a good liar, at all, so I just avoid lying. Which led me to tell someone they were not the biggest I've been with.. :| Oops
     
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