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Whats the worst thing you've ever done during the act of sex?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat,Gossip & Humor Forum' started by Gemma Crystal, Apr 29, 2016.

  1. Gemma Crystal

    Gemma Crystal Silver Member

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    Love to hear peoples storys of their epic fails during the act of sex hehe
     
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  2. Phoebe

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    Nothing, just enjoyed the moment.....
     
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  3. Miss Monique

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    Accidentley caught my tooth on a very well endowed but most delishous cock
     
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  4. Happy2

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    Sounds rather Ouch I have tears just thinking about it
     
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  5. Miss Monique

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    Yes the poor darling I felt so terrible the sheer excitement of wrapping my lips around such a big one got me so lost in the pleasure of moment.
     
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  6. Happy2

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    The married/partnered man must dread such injuries They must be fun to explain away
     
  7. Miss Monique

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    It was all good as I was his wife and happened many years ago poor man dead and buried now. Not death by teeth of course.

    If was someone else's man I guess rabbit traps could be dangerous to dangling men's bits
     
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  8. Phoebe

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    I know a WL whom plays games with Married men, she leaves makeup marks on clothing, lipstick marks too, gives loves bites to some men.... sprays perfume at them as they are about to leave.... LOL... she is good like that!!
     
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  9. Happy2

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    Rotten thing to do
    And could do it to the wrong man one day
     
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  10. Phoebe

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    She picks her targets well... :) she is a really funny lady......
     
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  11. AlexArcher35

    AlexArcher35 Bronze Member

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    1) Butter is not a lubricant.
    2) Fallen asleep during bj.
    3) Went to get up afterwards and urinated in cupboard, it was a first date and we had a child together later!
    4) Not said no
    5) impotent and incompetent
    6) told people as a teenager
    7) my personal favourite- chose to be celibate for five years.
    Can we do a boasting thread now?
     
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  12. Miss Monique

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    Yes fully agree. I always make a habit of removing my lippy before kissing, no perfume, or scented body wash etc A man's privacy and discretion is important. It's a unspoken rule like never disclosing who the lovely gentleman you see etc. You don't leave traces of the encounter behind it should be a memory only

    And the last thing a WL wants is an angry wife chasing you down
     
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  13. Happy2

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    Ooh cat fight I forgot about the cat fight By all means leave the perfume on, and a business card with a time and place also , please
    I ain't seen a good cat fight in years
     
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  14. Nateeee

    Nateeee Silver Member

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    Fallen asleep multiple times during sex. Said the wrong name. All great experiences
     
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  15. Phoebe

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    Did he get upset / ;)
     
  16. Nateeee

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    Only when I wouldn't swallow
     
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  17. geoffsor

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    Accidentally gone in the wrong entrance during some rather full on drunk sex on a bouncy bed.

    Lol.. genuine accident too.
     
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  18. Happy2

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    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight ;)
     
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  19. Rachy

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    asked if it was in yet.... it was lol
     
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  20. Phoebe

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    I thought you were okay with that Happy2... ;) as for right, I think you said sure go on ....
     
  21. Phoebe

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    Button dick men.... were you singing salt n peppa by any chance then,,,

     
  22. geoffsor

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    Heyyyyy i was just a passenger. She was driving!
     
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  23. Alan666

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    Got 3 kids. l suppose 4 could be worse
     
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  24. Phoebe

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    Are the 3 all yours or SOCKS?
     
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  25. Happy2

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    So you've had sex three times to Alan666 ?
    Isn't it a bastard being so potent ?
     
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  26. homer

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    Comment on her mole, asking her if the mole is a new addition or an inheritance.

    Tickle her silly.
     
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  27. Alan666

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    No they're all mine ,but they were all conceived on holiday coz they all have this dark African tan??Trouble is never been abroad
     
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  28. Madam Riah

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    Told him his penis looked like a dick only smaller lol
     
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  29. Lord Spikey

    Lord Spikey I just want everybody to be happy Legend Member

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    Yeh; did that one, too.

    Felt so guilty I had to marry her and have three kids before divorcing her.

    Water under the bridge now.
     
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  30. Mary-Anne K

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    It wasn't me...but my ex did come home and suck my toes once...I loved it until I figured out someone must of taught him... and then found it it was English Kate in kalgoorlie the start of the finish and I never got caught suspicion yes but never caught... lol
     

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