What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

[DDxoxo]

For me...

Remember me with Kindness
Remember me with Smiles......

Tough Luck though ... I am going to be cremated

 

[DDxoxo]

 

[DDxoxo]

 

[XLNC]

 

[DDxoxo]

 

[DDxoxo]

 

[XLNC]

 

[XLNC]

 

[XLNC]

 

[Anastacia]

 

[Anastacia]

That one could be fun!-))

 

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[XLNC]

Yoda, hopefully it won't be required for a long time, but if you're shopping for a headstone...

 

[XLNC]

Homer, here's one for you:

 

[XLNC]

And finally, for the well-endowed members of the forum (people have assumed XLNC = Excellency, but it could equally = Xtra Large Nice Cock... sadly, it doesn't):

Of course, some members may require a separate plot for their oversized deceased dongers...

 

[Happy2]

I would like
Here lies H2
Loving husband to S-----
Father to 3 sons
But sorry boys I aint here it was a insurance scam
Im on a beach on a tropical Isle
And I have taken with me every single cent I owned and some I did not
Enjoy your inheritance
Oh and the bill for the headstones in the mail
Maybe you wish you had shown a interest in the bloody farm NOW EH !!

 

[Farm Boy 2]

reserved for future use

 

[Master Yoda]

Thank you to everyone that has contributed to any experience in this privileged opportunity to live another human life.

A great deal had been uncovered and gained.

Love and kindness can only be experienced to it's full extent in an imperfect realm.

Forgiveness is only possible here. And it has been experienced and cherished.

I have completed my journey and have returned home.

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[laceyjoy]

Oh no Yoda have you seriously gone back to that nasty swampy place, its so much nicer here. Please dont leave i was hoping to meet you... thought you could teach me to be wise and i could teach you yoga.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- I would like;- PRH
Which means;- "Poor Rum Here"

 

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[Master Yoda]

Oh no Yoda have you seriously gone back to that nasty swampy place, its so much nicer here. Please dont leave i was hoping to meet you... thought you could teach me to be wise and i could teach you yoga.

Yoga sounds painful. ...

 

[laceyjoy]

No pain no gain, and if im bending over whilst you are behind me.... (striking a pose of course) im sure your mind will not be focused on the pain.

 

[Master Yoda]

No pain no gain, and if im bending over whilst you are behind me.... (striking a pose of course) im sure your mind will not be focused on the pain.

In that position the Force will be strong and my Midochlorian count will be up.

 

[Happy2]

In that position the Force will be strong and my Midochlorian count will be up.

Isnt the midochlorian the car that marty drives in Back to the Future ??

 

[MzCaTie]

I want to be cremated so never really thought about it. i want my ashes to be put together with my husbands & our stillborn son before they are spread somewhere of our choosing

 

[Madam Jacqui]

RIP....Amen................

 

[Happy2]

RIP....Amen................

RIP AMEN
Really Impressive Person Absolutely Mindblowingly Extraordinarily Naughty

Sounds about right for you jacqui

 

[DDxoxo]

Thank you to everyone that has contributed to any experience in this privileged opportunity to live another human life.

A great deal had been uncovered and gained.

Love and kindness can only be experienced to it's full extent in an imperfect realm.

Forgiveness is only possible here. And it has been experienced and cherished.

I have completed my journey and have returned home.

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Yoda
That would be a HUGE tombstone!