Shower sex. ;P

Kahleah

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hahaha, had sex in the shower once, holding onto the tacky soap dish that sticks out of the wall, in the heat of the moment that snaps off and i go head first into the tiled wall, i had a lump the size of an egg on my head for about a week.
have not attempted it since . :)
 
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its dangerous in the shower , attempted it once slipped and fell on my "man jewels" save to say i had tears in my eyes. next time i will do it sitting down in the bath instead.
 
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Dylanxx72

Kirra Bell said:
Ok guys, just wee thread... So we all know shower sex, wet and soapy. ;) (Soapy shower sex!! There's an alliteration for you all!) But I want to see if anyone has any funny stories in instances of shower sex. Slips or falls? And let's hear some pros and cons!!!! :)
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Obiously shower is the best place to have sex!!!perfect combination, wet, hot and together xxx.....;):smuggrin:
 
Matt C Harlots

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Love Shower Sex!
Love it so much even got a double shower built in my new house for 2 shower heads and alot more room!
Only problem is my shower head is Hotter then hot and the Missus has hers cold, It all goes well until i get hit but her cold ass shower 😂
 
Big fella

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It's tough when you're a tall lad with a "vertically challenged" Mrs but nothing a non-slip step can't fix
 
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I knew an odd little fellow a few years back who slipped in the shower at a brothel & broke his arm. Can't remember the exact establishment. He was quite a funny little bloke who went by the name of PJ. I wonder if any WLs remember him?
 
MikeB

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CraftyBear said:
Shower sex is difficult when you are really tall. However lots of soap/lotion makes for fun foreplay or, sometimes, a happy ending :)
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For those of us above 180cm, try finding a shower sex partner who is also into yoga.... from experience can works a treat.... downward dog with the water cascading over her arse as you thrust from behind.. an arousing sight and pleasure beyond description.... :excited: :cool:
 
John Smithl

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MikeB said:
For those of us above 180cm, try finding a shower sex partner who is also into yoga.... from experience can works a treat.... downward dog with the water cascading over her arse as you thrust from behind.. an arousing sight and pleasure beyond description.... :excited: :cool:
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... as long as no-one is inadvertently waterboarded... lol
 
Taylor Tara

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Kirra Bell said:
Ok guys, just wee thread... So we all know shower sex, wet and soapy. ;) (Soapy shower sex!! There's an alliteration for you all!) But I want to see if anyone has any funny stories in instances of shower sex. Slips or falls? And let's hear some pros and cons!!!! :)
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Never ever use suction handles or foot rests for shower sex. It does not end well. 😱 😬 😲
 
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